Swarley Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 It could go either way tbf. I disagree, this is only going to go one way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I disagree, this is only going to go one way. I take it your wife's stitches are still in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'd have thought you'd be more concerned with losing out to Tedi for Rangers Best Poster 2015. Tedi?! Just let that sink in! Morally first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I take it your wife's stitches are still in? Stitches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Stitches? From the sprog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 From the sprog. Nah she was fine, natural birth, no stitches. Not exactly sure who you shagged (heading that response off at the pass) but she isn't my missus! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Nah she was fine, natural birth, no stitches. Not exactly sure who you shagged (heading that response off at the pass) but she isn't my missus! TBF the doctors would be looking for an exit wound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 All and sundry sportsmen & sportswomen doing the Nadal "bite the trophy" celebration for the photo shot. Scum, sub human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Glittery Christmas cards. Aye, that glitter gets everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I was just griping about this yesterday as my dining room table is covered in fucking glitter. So did you get in his gang? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 FFS Zen that's poor. C'mon, c'mon! You're better than that. No need to get rattle, rattle, jingle bellended about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 You should see my jogging bottoms. I believe the kids call them "Jobbie Catchers" now Mr Moz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Aye, that glitter gets everywhere. Saw this yesterday about glitter from cards giving Royal Mail a bit of a headache: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-30519867 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 All and sundry sportsmen & sportswomen doing the Nadal "bite the trophy" celebration for the photo shot. Scum, sub human scum. Do British Olympic athletes bite their medals for the press photographers? Every time someone points a camera at a US medal-winner they do a stupid grinning pose as they bite the medal. Hundreds of nearly identical photos being hawked around the press agencies every 4 years. Yep, cutting edge photojournalism there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 FFS Zen that's poor. C'mon, c'mon! You're better than that. Stop the bad taste Gary Glitter puns, please.Always yours Sgt Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Stop the bad taste Gary Glitter puns, please. Always yours Sgt Wilson Anything to make you feel Gadd all over, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 It could go either way tbf. After a short* period of study, I have determined her tits are different sizes. Why? *45 minutes of drooling and one satisfying w**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 After a short* period of study, I have determined her tits are different sizes. Why? *45 minutes of drooling and one satisfying w**k I also notes this and it slightly disappointed me. Holly does looks good in a dress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 It's not as if you're going to say "No, Holly, I'm sorry. I really don't want to motorboat you as your breasts are a little lop-sided" - and even if you did, your voice would be muffled by her norks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 It's not as if you're going to say "No, Holly, I'm sorry. I really don't want to motorboat you as your breasts are a little lop-sided" - and even if you did, your voice would be muffled by her norks.^^^^ knows the score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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