Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You're getting into a grey area now. What if the en-suite is the only bathroom in the property? Does that still entitle the term snob, or is that deemed acceptable. I feel these need to be ironed out first, before we proceed.^^^Lives in a public toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 ^^^Lives in a public toilet. I wish it's a portaloo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Luckily I have an electric shower in the ensuite. "A feckin' ensuite ?.............." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Actually I have two, the other is in the guest wing. But that has a mixer shower. You petulant oik. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 But that has a mixer shower. That reminds me of a video I once accidentally ordered in a hotel room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You'll be joining KnightswoodBear on the class traitor list the way you're going. Get on OK with that cleaner I put you onto? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Having an en-suite makes you a snob? I did have squid for dinner the other week, and used the word 'protagonist' in conversation, so I suppose I'm not only middle class but a snob now too. Jolly good! f**k, the way you are going you'll be taking up permanent residence In the west end of Edinburgh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Having an en-suite makes you a snob? Having an 'en' anything makes you a snob of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Don't go into metal bars then. Don't be a tightwad and put a few quid in the jukebox yourself instead of moaning about it. Hope this is helpful You do realise that if you put £10 worth on the jukebox on then the £10 worth of shite which was put on before will stay play, right?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I didn't realise there were so many peasants on P&B. An en suite makes you a middle class snob?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) ^^^ Feeling guilty about his en-suite type post IMO. Which one? Edited December 15, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I didn't realise there were so many peasants on P&B. An en suite makes you a middle class snob?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I didn't realise there were so many peasants on P&B. An en suite makes you a middle class snob?! If you didn't have an en suite you'd be perching your arse over the canal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 If you didn't have an en suite you'd be perching your arse over the canal. Oh dear boy you have a lot to learn about narrowboats. Nearly as much as en suites it would appear.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 If you have a bucket in the corner of your prison cell bedroom, does that count as an en-suite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 If you have a bucket in the corner of your prison cell bedroom, does that count as an en-suite? No, it makes you a convicted criminal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Oh dear boy you have a lot to learn about narrowboats. Nearly as much as en suites it would appear.... Could you shite on one side and simultaneously pish over the other? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Could you shite on one side and simultaneously pish over the other? It's 7foot wide! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Could you shite on one side and simultaneously pish over the other? Are you talking about the boat or his leg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 It's 7foot wide! I'm impressed. Mine isn't even 7 inches long. Or are you talking about the boat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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