Newbornbairn Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Anyone who actively tries to dodge train fares by doing stuff like this/hiding in the toilets when they see the conductor is pretty sad tbh. What happened to going out the door between carriages and running along the roof to the carriage the conductor has already checked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Stephan Lichtsteiner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Tried to jump a train yesterday from Newcastle to Berwick and got caught. £52 it cost me. Thought right, takes 45mins, wait for the guard, move to other end of train, he won't have time. What rolls in to station, a train with 3 fucking carriages, nabbed by Morpeth. Unless you're a wee ned, this is just sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Unless you're a wee ned, this is just sad. C'mon Boaby, that just adds to the sadness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Had no idea Jack Dee used to play for Ajax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Looks too happy to be Jack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Nowt wrong with train jibbing, it's a time honoured tradition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) On the wife's XMAS work night out on Friday. Just took a big pish and am washing my hands. Guy stands next to me at the sink and is admiring himself in the mirror whilst buttoning his fly. Then just walks off without so much as touching a tap. WTF???? Edited December 14, 2014 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 This story all takes place at a sink. You never once mentioned that you (correctly) 'took a big pish' in a urinal or toilet. Perhaps if you'd hadn't pished all over the sinks he'd have been more inclined to use them. Who the hell goes on their wife's work Xmas night out anyway?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) This story all takes place at a sink. You never once mentioned that you (correctly) 'took a big pish' in a urinal or toilet. Perhaps if you'd hadn't pished all over the sinks he'd have been more inclined to use them. Who the hell goes on their wife's work Xmas night out anyway?! Me.It's miles better than mine ???? Oh and I did use the urinal. Honestly Edited December 15, 2014 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Had no idea Jack Dee used to play for Ajax. Jack Double Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 My boilers not heating the water, the gas is still working and the pilot light is on. I know absolutely zero about boilers, where's Magee when you need him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Folk in metal bars (as in bars frequented by hairy folk who only wear black t-shirts rather than bits of iron) who stick non-stop Metallica on juke boxes because that's all they know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 My boilers not heating the water, the gas is still working and the pilot light is on. I know absolutely zero about boilers, where's Magee when you need him. Are the radiators getting hot? If so it could be a valve needing replacing, happened to me a few weeks ago and the engineer fixed it in 10 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Are the radiators getting hot? If so it could be a valve needing replacing, happened to me a few weeks ago and the engineer fixed it in 10 minutes. Yeah it's a valve, unfortunately my boilers no longer made so he said he might not be able to get the part. I have to wait for him to come back tomorrow to see if he's found an alternative. Luckily I have an electric shower in the ensuite (albeit as powerful as slight drizzle) otherwise if be having a wet wipe bath tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Luckily I have an electric shower in the ensuite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Having an en-suite makes you a snob? I did have squid for dinner the other week, and used the word 'protagonist' in conversation, so I suppose I'm not only middle class but a snob now too. Jolly good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Having an en-suite makes you a snob? I did have squid for dinner the other week, and used the word 'protagonist' in conversation, so I suppose I'm not only middle class but a snob now too. Jolly good! You'll be joining KnightswoodBear on the class traitor list the way you're going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You're getting into a grey area now. What if the en-suite is the only bathroom in the property? Does that still entitle the term snob, or is that deemed acceptable. I feel these need to be ironed out first, before we proceed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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