Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Fucking roasters complaining about the standard of posting on General Nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Fucking roasters complaining about the standard of posting on General Nonsense. ^^^^Too easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 ^^^^Too easy. Not really, I have some standards you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) People that get on the bus without letting people off first.This evening when the bus doors opened, I waited for the people standing at the door to get off before I got on. But when they didn't move, I started to move just as the driver thought I wasn't getting on and he closed the doors. A few folk got a good laugh as I had my right arm inside the bus showing my pass and the rest of me outside waiting to get dragged along the road! Edited December 11, 2014 by microdave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 The Krasnodar goalkeeper here wearing #88 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Just wrapped some Christmas presents so i don't have to hide them any more. Four presents in I notice the paper I'm using says Happy Birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Just write Jesus after it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ill just about accept when the missus uses the car she needs to move the seat and mirrors. But the fucking blowers,leave it!! Takes fucking ages to get them all in the exact right place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Just write Jesus after it. Good one. Strange how it takes a full week before his age goes up though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ill just about accept when the missus uses the car she needs to move the seat and mirrors. But the fucking blowers,leave it!! Takes fucking ages to get them all in the exact right place. She's going to kill me with that. I drive along the road with my windscreen misting up until I realise that she's pointed the blower away from the screen and towards the inside of the car. I always have at least some air going to the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 They don't call me Sherlock Poirot for nothing you know. ^^^couldn't find his arse with both hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 ^^^couldn't find his arse with both hands. Hamza gonna get you for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ill just about accept when the missus uses the car she needs to move the seat and mirrors. But the fucking blowers,leave it!! Takes fucking ages to get them all in the exact right place. Everyone that drives my car is warned before taking it to leave everything the way it is as I don't want to put it all back. Every fucking time I spend 10 minutes readjusting the seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Just wrapped some Christmas presents so i don't have to hide them any more. Four presents in I notice the paper I'm using says Happy Birthday. Not a problem, give them to me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Just write Jesus after it. P&B Top Tips thread for this pish excellent suggestion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 The Krasnodar goalkeeper here wearing #88 Two fat ladies would probably do better than some goalies. Try getting the ball past them. I remember when goalies dressed like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Two fat ladies would probably do better than some goalies. Try getting the ball past them. I remember when goalies dressed like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Just look at the clash between Goram's jersey and gloves. Jeez. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 ward staff not confirming that you completed a bank shift therefore no pay today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Hermes delivery trying to claim a package was delivered to me at 7:45 tonight. Funny I was sitting here, don't remember the doorbell ringing, being handed the package and signing for it. Wankers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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