DA Baracus Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Went to KFC to get 1 of those burgers they were advertising 3 weeks ago and they've stopped going it. Given we don't have a KFC in Falkirk I actually drove all the way to Cumbernauld to be left heartbroken. There's a KFC in Alloa. You tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Hibs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git-intae-thum Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 loose wimmin on the tele. They must share their brain cell. What provokes folk to watch such keik. Cannae understand it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 having to come back down to Skelmersdale for work having spent the weekend home in Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The wife has an abscess which needs lanced and her breath smells like a 3 day old white pudding.She obviously needs a rinse out with a saline solution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Cue p***k in mouth jokes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Tax years ending in March. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 wummin taking about 3 days to "put their face on" FFS We're only going to morrisons !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 There's a KFC in Alloa. You tit. I'm well aware. The reason I went to KFC in Cumbernauld is it's quicker as most of it is motorway or 50MPH. Alloa may be closer but the roads are slower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 At the checkout .......... "that's twenty pounds 30 pence, please", and the woman looks startled and only then proceeds to look for her purse, which is at the bottom of her bag. Did she think the stuff is free? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 At the checkout .......... "that's twenty pounds 30 pence, please", and the woman looks startled and only then proceeds to look for her purse, which is at the bottom of her bag. Did she think the stuff is free? a gripe of mine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 At the checkout .......... "that's twenty pounds 30 pence, please", and the woman looks startled and only then proceeds to look for her purse, which is at the bottom of her bag. Did she think the stuff is free? Same applies to ATMs. That said, I'd imagine I'd be whinging about women blindly walking down the street whilst raking through their bags otherwise... but I suppose they could just stand beside the thing and let the rest of us use it whilst they faff around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Same applies to ATMs. That said, I'd imagine I'd be whinging about women blindly walking down the street whilst raking through their bags otherwise... but I suppose they could just stand beside the thing and let the rest of us use it whilst they faff around. I gave a beeatch a hard time at an atm in Portobello last year. I was running over to the atm so she sped up her walk slightly to nip in in front of me. Then she starts searching her bag for her purse. Then she takes about 3 days to get her card out her purse. She didn't take too kindly to being told that I could've had my cash out and be sitting back across the road enjoying my coffee. Silly twisted faced boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Women at petrol stations also. Why do you think there's a queue of ten cars behind you? Good time to look for something on passenger seat and look in mirror sorting hair? Mooooove it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Women at petrol stations also. Why do you think there's a queue of ten cars behind you? Good time to look for something on passenger seat and look in mirror sorting hair? Mooooove it! People who get back in their cars after coming out the petrol station and take two or three minutes to drive off deserve a beat down. Pull into the car park if your fucking brat of a child can't wait 30 seconds while you open their juice or crisps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 People who get back in their cars after coming out the petrol station and take two or three minutes to drive off deserve a beat down. Pull into the car park if your fucking brat of a child can't wait 30 seconds while you open their juice or crisps! Or the ones who get out of the car, fill up, then go back into the car to rake around for their purse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Or the ones who pull into a forecourt with two available pumps and they go to the one at the back therefore blocking access to the one at the front. Telt mode has been activated on a few occasions when this has happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Or ones in limited pay at pump ones who pick the pay at pump leaving only pay instore... And then pay instore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Only person more annoying at petrol stations are the queue jumpers. I'll sit waiting between two sets of pumps and when there's a space available it's mine surely? No says mr arsehole in his rangerover last sat. Got out beside him and asked if he knew the pumps could reach over both sides, think I whooshed him or he got embarrassed. 4x4 though, must be a tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Personalised number plate? That's normally the clincher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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