DAFC Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Yeah I love driving about with hardly nobody else on the roads. Probably the only benefit of working nightshirt was driving home at stupid o'clock and knowing there wasn't any complete fucktards around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Sunday, Mothers Day isn't it? Next sunday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Aye. My mistake. It appears I'm a bit premature. Not for the first time this evening. Ye fucking tit, i shat myself there! I've no time for a Mothers Day this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Mothers are old and unreliable. I'll give it some thought next Saturday, if necessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Sunday, Mothers Day isn't it? Dunno. Although it would appear that I got my dates wrong and it's actually this afternoon. Shame I'm brutally hungover and reeking of booze. She's in for a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Those students that register just to get someone to fill in a survey for their dissertation. At least have the decency to register months in advance, and make a contribution to the website first . Fuds. This. I'm all for helping people out but at least post a gif of some bouncing boobies in the Nightshift or make an arse of yourself by trying to argue with Supras in the EPL thread first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I'll let you know how I get on. It'll either be in the PTTGOYN thread or the RTBC one. Or perhaps the unconventional birds you'd like to pummel thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 mozzamozza is a fucking c**t, i was shiting myself mothers day was tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 This. I'm all for helping people out but at least post a gif of some bouncing boobies in the Nightshift or make an arse of yourself by trying to argue with Supras in the EPL thread first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I meant to post his earlier, Caroline Quentin, what a fucking gobby cow she is, totally ruined Saturday Kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I could watch those all day long 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Morons who get to the front of the pie queue and decide to browse the (limited) menu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Morons who get to the front of the pie queue and decide to browse the (limited) menu. in contrast to this, see going into mcdonalds or something and having about 3 seconds to decide what you want before the inevitable "FIRST HERE PLEEZ" does my tits in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I meant to post his earlier, Caroline Quentin, what a fucking gobby cow she is, totally ruined Saturday Kitchen. Totally - I wanted to punch her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Denied 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Next time, try a number 1 all over. All over her, that is. Sniff. You might mock, but she was a certified honey. Early doors I clocked the exact moment where she thought to herself "wtf am I doing here"... it's hard to come back from that to be honest. I regaled her with my best anecdotes (most of which were stolen from here), but she couldn't be swayed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 It will undoubtedly be upsetting for the family of Hazel North regarding her disappearance, but Cairneyhill is not in Dunfermline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 It will undoubtedly be upsetting for the family of Hazel North regarding her disappearance, but Cairneyhill is not in Dunfermline. "From the Cairneyhill area of the town". No surprise from the 'Glasgow and West Scotland' BBC reporter seeing as it's beyond Cumbernauld. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26697461 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Maybe she's a P&B regular and had heard the anecdotes Praps. Although I also charmed her with banter from Birds of a Feather AND Only Fools and Horses and she remained stony-faced. No pleasing some people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Russell Brand on MOTD......get....to.....f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.