~~~ Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Ooya ma fucking heid. Sounds like you need a drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 People who constantly put pics up of their baby scans on Facebook every single fucking day. Right! We get the fact that you're pregnant ya rocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns Show Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 People who constantly put pics up of their baby scans on Facebook every single fucking day. Right! We get the fact that you're pregnant ya rocket. It gets worse once they have popped out the wee chavvy...a daily picture accompanied by the line 'XXX is xxx days old today...I don't know where the time has gone' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Or the constant updates of the size of the bump. And if they are a couple then the accompanied father to be kissing the bump goodnight. Or if it's a single mum the obligatory "he won't need a dada, il be as strong as 2 mamas" f**k off ya dopey cow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 American netflix isn't working on my xbox anymore. I am devastated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I have been looking for someone to move into my student flat from mid-April until July (end of lease) as I finish my time at uni in three weeks and will have no more use for it. Remarkably, I received instant interest on Gumtree. Some guy said he needed it for that exact period and it would be ideal. I gave him a flat viewing the following week and he said he liked it and would definitely take over my lease. I left it at that for a few weeks and sent him a gentle reminder last night about paying his half of April's rent. He replied this morning, saying he has had to pull out of this arrangement. I wonder how long it would have taken for him to tell me unless I had broached the subject last night. Now I'm back to square one and urgently trying to find someone else at a time when I should be concentrating on my final degree. And what is the likelihood of finding someone to take the flat at such a bizarre time of year? Virtually none. Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Top tip. Get a deposit off them next time or carry on advertising. Top tip 2. Touring prostitutes often need city centre accommodation for short periods of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 People who eat boiled sweets. Sook, crunch, sook, crunch. Noisy fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Good advice. Esp Tip 2. When do they usually arrive? I think there's a season, similar to the British Touring Car Championships. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 No offence to genuine Aberdeen fans but the amount of gloryhunters crawling out of the woodwork just now is incredible. Did you mention Aberdeen once on facebook in the last few years? Is that a new scarf in your picture at Parkhead? Will you now be going every week? Feck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Any boring, unimaginative stupid c**t that gives anyone called Derek the nickname 'Del'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 No offence to genuine Aberdeen fans but the amount of gloryhunters crawling out of the woodwork just now is incredible. Did you mention Aberdeen once on facebook in the last few years? Is that a new scarf in your picture at Parkhead? Will you now be going every week? Feck off. This, this and this. The amount of #coyr and #standfree I've seen from people who I've never even seen mention football before is very irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Passing a job interview only to be told 5 weeks later that there has been a series of delays and they can't offer you a job at present. Absolute bullshit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Any boring, unimaginative stupid c**t that gives anyone called Derek the nickname 'Del'. What do you suggest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I've always called guys called Derek, 'Deek' Woman called Derek are another matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I call people named Derek 'Derek'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Derek's such an English name. Just call them "poof" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 What do you suggest? I suggest his name is Derek and he's sick of being called "Del". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 When you want to use a council gym, why do you have to have an induction to show you how to use the equipment in the event you might hurt yourself but when you want to use the swimming pool they don't test your ability to use the equipment ie the water? Surely the consequences of not being able to swim are worse than not knowing how to use an exercise bike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Any boring, unimaginative stupid c**t that gives anyone called Derek the nickname 'Del'. No opportunity to speak a bit of mockney should be spurned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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