weirdcal Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Less people to catch you wanking into a fish? Cod only knows how to respond to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 You've haddock now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 You've haddock now.I'm going to be the halibut of all the jokes now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Phoenix will be along soon to put you all in your plaice with these shitey puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Phoenix will be along soon to put you all in your plaice with these shitey puns.Better get my skates on then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Puns are utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Puns are utter shite. So's yer face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 One of the neighbours shouted at some of the kids last night.... For being too noisy. At 8.30 p.m. One of the mothers soon put the old c**t in his place. Did the old sconehunter never get out the house when he was little??Didn't you once moan about kids playing football on a patch of grass next to your house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Didn't you once moan about kids playing football on a patch of grass next to your house? Yeh, only cos the last time they did it they damaged the heating vent on the side of the house. Anyways, they all play at the community centre now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Just had to jump into a neighbours garden to put out a Chinese lantern that dropped, fucking useless things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Walking down Sauchiehall Street today and passed the Bradfords bakery shop. Closed down along with the other Bradford shops. ( Hope Bert gets a new job soon ) It's a real pity that these local businesses are closing down while sh*te like Gregs flourishes on every corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I walked past the Bradfords in Clarkston this morning and it had a sign on the window advertising for a part-time sales assistant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Walking down Sauchiehall Street today and passed the Bradfords bakery shop. Closed down along with the other Bradford shops. ( Hope Bert gets a new job soon ) It's a real pity that these local businesses are closing down while sh*te like Gregs flourishes on every corner. Whislt the likes of Greggs have definitely took away business from bakeries like Bradfords, the main reason they went out of business was through incredibly bad management. There were a huge amount of problems within the company from top to bottom but the management buried their heads in the sand and thought all the problems woukd just dissappear. A failure to modernise and adapt was their downfall and to be perfectly honest with you I'm glad to see the back of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Bins got emptied today but there's still rubbish left in my blue landfill bin.why can't the binman have a quick check and make sure the bins empty?surely that's the most basic part of his job.EMPTYING the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Bins got emptied today but there's still rubbish left in my blue landfill bin.why can't the binman have a quick check and make sure the bins empty?surely that's the most basic part of his job.EMPTYING the bin. The binmen round my way refuse to lift any bags that are left round the bin because they will do there back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Same here lichtie but my bin wasn't even overflowing.been on holiday for a week and it was half empty but they've left two binbags worth.fuckin mutants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Same here lichtie but my bin wasn't even overflowing.been on holiday for a week and it was half empty but they've left two binbags worth.fuckin mutants What a joke. Do your binmen also lift the bags off the top if the lid doesn't shut then just leave them on the floor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 We got told months ago that even if the lid is slightly open they won't empty it.I've often got to get my stepladders out and get in the bin to squash the rubbish down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 The binmen round my way refuse to lift any bags that are left round the bin because they will do there back in. The binmen are instructed not to life any black bags that are not in a bin, even if the thing is lying next to it. (well thats what they are told in Glasgow) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Ditto this area. Can any posters help with a definitive answer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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