Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Totally 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 .. instantly making you wonder whether or not you turned off the iron this morning.. Poof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 People who have somehow got it into their head that you're supposed to signal right, while in the left lane, to go straight across a roundabout. People who insist on pulling out in front of you, forcing you to brake, then crawl along in front of you when there was nothing behind you. People who hog the middle lane on motorways. People who think that driving safely = driving slowly, which thereby negates the need for trivial little things like observation/indicators/lane discipline/etc I would love driving if there wasn't anyone else on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 People who say "PIN number" It's a fucking PIN, the N stands for "number" Reeeeeetards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 People who have somehow got it into their head that you're supposed to signal right, while in the left lane, to go straight across a roundabout. People who insist on pulling out in front of you, forcing you to brake, then crawl along in front of you when there was nothing behind you. People who hog the middle lane on motorways. People who think that driving safely = driving slowly, which thereby negates the need for trivial little things like observation/indicators/lane discipline/etc I would love driving if there wasn't anyone else on the road. Agree with all of these. The first one is rare but I've no idea where the notion comes from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I've spent far too much money on alcohol this month due to holidays and that, so I'm not drinking until payday at least, which is fine. It's international cider month and Wetherspoons pubs have a massive selection of ciders on tap. Lasts from the 10th - 28th July. Guess when I get paid? Yep, the 28th... and I'm working all day. : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Here is one right now, people queuing for the megabus in Aberdeen but making it two people wide incase they dont get a seat. Fck off, join the queue ya lazy stupid ugly old ckunts. Sent from my LT30p using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Infact quite frankly, the megabus full stop Sent from my LT30p using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I've spent far too much money on alcohol this month due to holidays and that, so I'm not drinking until payday at least, which is fine. It's international cider month and Wetherspoons pubs have a massive selection of ciders on tap. Lasts from the 10th - 28th July. Guess when I get paid? Yep, the 28th... and I'm working all day. : The correct amount of money to spend on alcohol at your age is all of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Anyone who wears t-shirts with things like "Beer disposal unit" or "If found, return to pub" on it. Your about as funny as terminal cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 With a 5er left for a pizza at the end of the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Anyone who wears t-shirts with things like "Beer disposal unit" or "If found, return to pub" on it. Your about as funny as terminal cancer. ^^^ Just released from jail. Trying to re-establish herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 ^^^ Just released from jail. Trying to re-establish herself.Cornton Vales loss is our gain. Wait...that can't be right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 It's 27 degree C in my bedroom. TWENTY SEVEN DEGREES CELSIUS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Could be worse, it could be 27 degrees Fahrenheit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Having to take a shite just after stepping out of the shower. A cruel, cruel life lesson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Could be worse, it could be 27 degrees Fahrenheit. Or 27 degrees Kelvin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pub Scarecrow Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Folk that reply directly after a post that includes umpteen images but still feel the need to quote the entire post that they're replying to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Folk that reply directly after a post that includes umpteen images but still feel the need to quote the entire post that they're replying to. This. Add people who quote a 'war and peace' post and simply add a one word reply or a smiley. I get rsi scrolling through the bloody things on my phone! I wish there was a way of limiting the text in a quote to a certain number of characters especially if you were using the app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 This. Add people who quote a 'war and peace' post and simply add a one word reply or a smiley. I get rsi scrolling through the bloody things on my phone! I wish there was a way of limiting the text in a quote to a certain number of characters especially if you were using the app. Or when they quote it, the app does that read more bit and its all for a fecking lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.