dave258 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Can't get to sleep at all and tomorrow I'm doing a 14 hour shift! Great I feel your pain. One day i will learn that spending the entire weekend boozing all night and sleeping all day is not conducive to being fit for work on a Monday morning. That day is some distance away though, I fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRD Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Your/you're There/their/they're Of/off Its/it's Apostrophes in the wrong place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Back at Uni today. Quite happy to have something to do since it was getting quite bored just sitting about, will wish I was off again come friday though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbabyjake Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 The online passport application process. So slow to load pages and then when you submit the application, you don't get any confirmation that it's been submitted successfully or not as it just goes to some random Home Office passport information page. So you go through it again to make sure it's been done. Could be my laptop, could be my internet connection but it took me nearly an hour. I've got another two to do for my kids but the thought of doing it again fills me with dread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I broke my right hand (the good 1 ) on thursday, im signed off work for 4 weeks and can't finish the DIY i started until mid february. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I broke my right hand (the good 1 ) on thursday, im signed off work for 4 weeks and can't finish the DIY i started until mid february. Does the DIY involve Babestation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I broke my right hand (the good 1 ) on thursday, im signed off work for 4 weeks and can't finish the DIY i started until mid february. You will be off for more than 4 weeks bud,Minimum 6 weeks and even then after the cast is off it will be sore as feck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Does the DIY involve Babestation? Babestation and a good broadband connection 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 You will be off for more than 4 weeks bud,Minimum 6 weeks and even then after the cast is off it will be sore as feck. Well that's cheered me up Keith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Well that's cheered me up Keith. If it's any consolation, you'll have f**k all to clap about on Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Shite day at work and then a power cut from 7-11:30pm. Fucking b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 If it's any consolation, you'll have f**k all to clap about on Saturday. Booyah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 If it's any consolation, you'll have f**k all to clap about on Saturday. So you predict that there will be a lot of dancing in the streets of Raith on Saturday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 My neighbour was playing his saxaphone at 3am the other night, which annoyed my light sleeping wife no end. She put up a rather sarcastic note, probably ill advised, but the guy wrote on it "Why don't you just come and speak to us if you have a problem instead of leaving notes?" and then his mate has taken it down. We must've spoken to them seven or eight times about noise in the past year so there's clearly no point in coming to speak you you cunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 My neighbour was playing his saxaphone at 3am the other night, which annoyed my light sleeping wife no end. She put up a rather sarcastic note, probably ill advised, but the guy wrote on it "Why don't you just come and speak to us if you have a problem instead of leaving notes?" and then his mate has taken it down. We must've spoken to them seven or eight times about noise in the past year so there's clearly no point in coming to speak you you c***s. Slap him in a kimura. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 My neighbour was playing his saxaphone at 3am the other night, which annoyed my light sleeping wife no end. She put up a rather sarcastic note, probably ill advised, but the guy wrote on it "Why don't you just come and speak to us if you have a problem instead of leaving notes?" and then his mate has taken it down. We must've spoken to them seven or eight times about noise in the past year so there's clearly no point in coming to speak you you cunts. For £10 I'll go round and chin whoever is responsible. Thereafter it's £5 for any extra person you would like butted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 (edited) My neighbour was playing his saxaphone at 3am the other night, which annoyed my light sleeping wife no end. She put up a rather sarcastic note, probably ill advised, but the guy wrote on it "Why don't you just come and speak to us if you have a problem instead of leaving notes?" and then his mate has taken it down. We must've spoken to them seven or eight times about noise in the past year so there's clearly no point in coming to speak you you cunts. Slyly do a shite into his saxophone, one of those ones after you've had a lethal curry. The combination of the moment he's discovered it and the satisfaction knowing he won't be playing it tonight make for perfect comic, and just revenge as you drift off to sleep. Edited January 17, 2012 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 (edited) My neighbour was playing his saxaphone at 3am the other night, which annoyed my light sleeping wife no end. She put up a rather sarcastic note, probably ill advised, but the guy wrote on it "Why don't you just come and speak to us if you have a problem instead of leaving notes?" and then his mate has taken it down. We must've spoken to them seven or eight times about noise in the past year so there's clearly no point in coming to speak you you c***s. Introduce Moffat to them. They'll probably move. Edited January 17, 2012 by dave258 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Introduce Moffat to them. They'll probably move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 You can get a silencer thing for a saxophone to muffle the sound can't you? Sounds like the boy is just being a belligerent dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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