capybara Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 the missus has been out with her pals at Subercube murdering kareoke. Nowt wrong with that. She's in pissed as a fart, needed put to bed, will be suffering a hangover from hell tomorrow and to top it off, I had to go pay the taxi driver as she didn't have enough money I was enjoying a nice wee glass of whisky and watching the football league show after watching the guns of Naverone Only another 50 years or so to go mate. Wait till the kids come along. i have to some keep fit stuff on Monday . I may die. Not my idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 She's in pissed as a fart, needed put to bed Most husbands would see that as an opportunity rather than a PTTGOYN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 the missus has been out with her pals at Subercube murdering kareoke. Nowt wrong with that. She's in pissed as a fart, needed put to bed, will be suffering a hangover from hell tomorrow and to top it off, I had to go pay the taxi driver as she didn't have enough money I was enjoying a nice wee glass of whisky and watching the football league show after watching the guns of Naverone Aye, but think of the brownie points you have racked up being the helpful husband 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Only another 50 years or so to go mate. Wait till the kids come along. i have to some keep fit stuff on Monday . I may die. Not my idea. Not happening. Most husbands would see that as an opportunity rather than a PTTGOYN. Again, not happening. Aye, but think of the brownie points you have racked up being the helpful husband It's January, the coupons for blow jobs didn't extend into the new year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 It's January, the coupons for blow jobs didn't extend into the new year You get coupons for them? Wish i had asked for that at Xmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Not happening. Again, not happening. It's January, the coupons for blow jobs didn't extend into the new year Do you not get a warm glow from all the helpful comments here on P&B . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 You get coupons for them? Wish i had asked for that at Xmas Ach, you know how it is. If you wash the car/walk the dog/run me to the shops etc, wink wink. Her best pal says 'the promise of a blow job goes a long way', except all the promises throughout the year, well they expire on the first of January. All the married men on here know exactly what I'm meaning. Do you not get a warm glow from all the helpful comments here on P&B . We are all in the same boat mate, this is a self-help group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Ach, you know how it is. If you wash the car/walk the dog/run me to the shops etc, wink wink. Her best pal says 'the promise of a blow job goes a long way', except all the promises throughout the year, well they expire on the first of January. All the married men on here know exactly what I'm meaning. We are all in the same boat mate, this is a self-help group. im going to hrlp myself to amnother drink. how dessss spel checj work agin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Drink sounds good, but I'm outta here, busy day tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) Drink sounds good, but I'm outta here, busy day tomorrow ok will pm usoon Edited January 15, 2012 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 hopefully you at least pretended you didnt have any cash on you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) Is it a sign of getting old that I think it totally unacceptable that parents allow their children to eat stuff going round the supermarket prior to actually paying for it? Edited January 15, 2012 by H Wragg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Is it a sign of getting old that I think it totally unacceptable that parents allow their children to eat stuff going round the supermarket prior to actually paying for it? Nope, I'm 19 and find it wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I was guilty of drinking a bottle of Pepsi around the supermarket a couple of months back before handing over the empty bottle to be scanned. I was thirsty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Is it a sign of getting old that I think it totally unacceptable that parents allow their children to eat stuff going round the supermarket prior to actually paying for it? I regularly 'graze' from the mix up section in Asda. f**k the system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I regularly 'graze' from the mix up section in Asda. f**k the system. That's fine. I have no problem with n adult engaging in blatant theft. They know what they're doing. I'm more pissed off with folk who can't tell their weans that they need to wait for half an hour for an apple/packet of crisps etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I see open pick 'n mix as the equivalent of the free-tasting plate in the bakers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 If you're going to steal something, might as well steal something useful, not sweeties or a bottle of juice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) I see open pick 'n mix as the equivalent of the free-tasting plate in the bakers. I seen a couple of neds, must have been about 20 years old, go into the Thorntons in Buchanan Galleries to skip the entire queue and lift the free sample tray out the shop. Quite a sight Edited January 15, 2012 by Milevskiy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Can't get to sleep at all and tomorrow I'm doing a 14 hour shift! Great 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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