Smurph Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Petty things, folk that leave empty wrappers in boxes of after eights. You think it's a full box, you put yet hand in to get one and feck all. Hanging's too good for some folk Same as when there's a box of Celebrations or Quality Street doing the rounds and people throw in the wrappers. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 (edited) "Friends is shite" - could you miserable c***s BE any more incorrect? edit: I also find Ross in particular to be an extremely good character, I don't quite know the reason for that. Edited December 27, 2011 by McKee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 (edited) Catriona Shearer got engaged. Meh. Came on to see if anyone else had posted that. See if Cat Cubie gets engaged too I will stop watching Reporting Scotland. EDIT: Strangely it seems she (Catriona Shearer) is pals with a lass who was in my year at school and now does a show on Clyde 1 ("Knoxy"). Small world. Edited December 27, 2011 by RiG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Came on to see if anyone else had posted that. See if Cat Cubie gets engaged too I will stop watching Reporting Scotland. EDIT: Strangely it seems she (Catriona Shearer) is pals with a lass who was in my year at school and now does a show on Clyde 1 ("Knoxy"). Small world. I think both catriona shearer and cat cube are amazing, however the age I am, Sally Magnusson and Judith Ralston should become my new newsreader/weathergirl fantasy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Judith isn't already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Judith isn't already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 No need for the balaclava smiley, embrace your dominatrix fetish. Because you know she would rule you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jum Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 canny shift this chuffing parkinsons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) Been up for an hour already shiting rusty water, fun Edited December 28, 2011 by endieinreekie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Still up shiting rusty water. In fact, it's just water now not rusty at all. And it doesnt smell anymore. Interesting. Don't worry good folks of P&B I shall keep you informed of my 'movements' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Bk at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Snap capy, at least it's only for three days though. 8.30, west Calder, it's dark and dreich.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Should be back at work but was sick as f**k yesterday. On the plus side Columbo's on the Tv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 No need for the balaclava smiley, embrace your dominatrix fetish. Because you know she would rule you. Aye. the tight blouses and pencil skirts to under the boobs rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Heartburn and bumwee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 This feckin wind has just blown away the mini greenhouse off my balcony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Been up for an hour already shiting rusty water, fun Still up shiting rusty water. In fact, it's just water now not rusty at all. And it doesnt smell anymore. Interesting. Don't worry good folks of P&B I shall keep you informed of my 'movements' No bowel movement update for around 10 hours now!!! endieinreekie, are you still alive or have you shat yourself to death? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Don't worry everybody, after about 14 hours of being a human faeces fountain, I haven't shat for a couple of hours and had a shower and something to eat and feel a lot better. A decent night's sleep should hopefully see me much better tomorrow. Thanks for the concern UTN, it was touch and go for a while but with God's help I'll beat this terrible affliction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 canny shift this chuffing parkinsons. Give yourself a shake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Guy in my work asked for yesterday as a late-notice holiday, got turned down - phoned in sick yesterday am! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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