capybara Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Drunken spotty faced students next door trying to lift weights at 5am. The whole building is clattering as they fail and the c***s wont answer the door. Grrr. Feking quiet here and i cannot get bk to sleep. Is it to early for a can. Hope all is well mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Drove all the way from Glasgow to fife to spend christmas with the inlaws. Got here and realised I've left the Mrs' presents at home. She says she doesn't mind- and given that she stopped me going back for them I think that's true- but I still feel like a right c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 c***s who think wearing stone island automatically makes them a ticket. Just been out in Alloa and bumped I to two c***s at the bar who think there a ticket until I offer them outside and they then shite there selfs and start all the usual calm down big man I'm only having a joke shite. Then I get the ex coming up to me asking how the f**k im doing! Well seeing as you fucking Walked out on me two months ago whilst all the shit I've went through with my mental health over the past 18 months then im doing great ya c**t. Seeing the look o. Her face wad nice when I called her a c**t and then told her sisters to fick off. A fucking boot of a family and a sorry excuse for a human being. I give her five year before she's either a junkie or on Jeremy Kyle. Well that's a year I've been o. The anti depressants and happy fucking birthday to you mr martazipene you mind numbing sleep disturbing flashback making c**t. But apart from that........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Had a really nice meal last night(venison) but when did they stop serving food on plates?? Who the f**k wants to eat there dinner off of a chopping board 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Had a really nice meal last night(venison) but when did they stop serving food on plates?? Who the f**k wants to eat there dinner off of a chopping board After they got board with rectangular plates , square plates,coloured plates, boards seem to be the natural progression. At least they still give us a knife and fork for now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Drove all the way from Glasgow to fife to spend christmas with the inlaws. Got here and realised I've left the Mrs' presents at home. She says she doesn't mind- and given that she stopped me going back for them I think that's true- but I still feel like a right c**t She probably doesn't mind at all. Accidents happen. Just give her her own private Christmas when you get home. Breakfast in bed with some bucks fizz while she opens them should so the trick and stop you feeling crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 But apart from that........ Oh dear. I should learn to put the iPhone away when I'm pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 After they got board with rectangular plates , square plates,coloured plates, boards seem to be the natural progression. At least they still give us a knife and fork for now. The worst part was they gave me a cranberry jus to go with it(which was really nice) but how the feck can you pour it on,on a chopping board?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Oh dear. I should learn to put the iPhone away when I'm pished. Just give us a wee warning, so we can sort out the popcorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Just give us a wee warning, so we can sort out the popcorn. You should see my Facebook page! Started laying into single mums and c***s who wear stone island. I'm having a party tonight so there's your warning lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 You should see my Facebook page! Started laying into single mums and c***s who wear stone island. I'm having a party tonight so there's your warning lol. You will be Pacman83 mk. II 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 The worst part was they gave me a cranberry jus to go with it(which was really nice) but how the feck can you pour it on,on a chopping board?? Was it runny or was it a thick sauce? If it's a thick sauce then you spoon it onto the plate chopping board,if it was runny pour a little at a time onto the meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Was it runny or was it a thick sauce? If it's a thick sauce then you spoon it onto the plate chopping board,if it was runny pour a little at a time onto the meat. It was runny,i like to get the whole lot on in a oner though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 It was runny,i like to get the whole lot on in a oner though It's not easy when it's a runny sauce,was the chef pissed when he/she made it? I would have thought that the sauce would have been a bit like a jelly,were you could take a little with your knife and spread it on the food,but that's just me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Out at the pub last night and everyone is up for a laugh, except for my mate who decides to continually bang on about how shit life is and he hates Christmas. Not keen on it myself, but it really is annoying when you're having a good time and you get see your friend in a mood simply because everyone else is having a good time. He then decided to lighten his mood by taking some mcat, I'm sure that will help him in the long term of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Out at the pub last night and everyone is up for a laugh, except for my mate who decides to continually bang on about how shit life is and he hates Christmas. Not keen on it myself, but it really is annoying when you're having a good time and you get see your friend in a mood simply because everyone else is having a good time. He then decided to lighten his mood by taking some mcat, I'm sure that will help him in the long term of course. You've got to wonder why a guy who hates Christmas would come out for some pre-Christmassy drinks in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Out at the pub last night and everyone is up for a laugh, except for my mate who decides to continually bang on about how shit life is and he hates Christmas. Not keen on it myself, but it really is annoying when you're having a good time and you get see your friend in a mood simply because everyone else is having a good time. He then decided to lighten his mood by taking some mcat, I'm sure that will help him in the long term of course. What a fanny. Just make sure he gets left out the next time you go to the pub, if he hates xmas so much then why go to the pub at this time of year in the first place?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 You've got to wonder why a guy who hates Christmas would come out for some pre-Christmassy drinks in the first place. Indeed. Maybe he got bullied into it? I got given so much hassle because I said I didn't want to go to our department christmas meal, I was constantly asked by people why I wouldn't go, and given grief when I said I didn't want to. Maybe he just went out of obligation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Getting drunk is fun at any time of the year, whether you like Christmas or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Got rejected from a nightclub last night for not knowing the emergency contact details at the back of my passport. What the f**k is that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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