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Those plastic bag things you get in supermarkets for fruit and veg. The notice says pull to release bag. They never come out,so you give it a bit of a yank and the whole bloody lot come out. Accompanied by an avalanche of avocados..

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Tried to get the last train from Edinburgh to Bellshill tonight for a funeral tomorrow morning, but the woman before me in the queue at the ticket machine passed out sprawled over the machine after buying 6 singles to Stirling, forcing me to the back of another queue and making me miss my train. People are fucking c***s who can't hold their alcohol.

Having to get up for the 7.30 train now.

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People from Scotland who proclaim that their 'first team is Man Utd'. They all tend to be complete idiots who are best avoided or not the full shilling.

I know far too many people like this, gets on my tits.

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People from Scotland who proclaim that their 'first team is Man Utd'. They all tend to be complete idiots who are best avoided or not the full shilling.

My 1st thought is arseholes

My 2nd is, well at least it isn't the old firm

My 3rd is, still an arsehole though, you just know they never go and when you talk about Scottish teams they'll look down on you because they "support" a big team.

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People from Scotland who proclaim that their 'first team is Man Utd'. They all tend to be complete idiots who are best avoided or not the full shilling.

Aye, they're clearly far more in control of their faculties than some mentalist that would...oh, I don't know, let's say follow ....Cowdenbeath, for example.... :P

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