Swampy Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Understandable though. After sitting on your arse in your own home, things can sometimes get set in motion just by walking for 5 mins. Never done this myself though. Maybe I should to save a few pennies on bog roll and domestos. After my parents split up, I used to take driving lessons from my dad on Sunday, and every Sunday without fail he'd show up to collect me from my mum's house and then go for a shite before we set off. I think it was a revenge mission 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 After my parents split up, I used to take driving lessons from my dad on Sunday, and every Sunday without fail he'd show up to collect me from my mum's house and then go for a shite before we set off. I think it was a revenge mission Few things starting to make sense now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 After my parents split up, I used to take driving lessons from my dad on Sunday, and every Sunday without fail he'd show up to collect me from my mum's house and then go for a shite before we set off. I think it was a revenge mission I'd have thought abandoning her and leaving you behind was sufficient revenge in itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I hardly ever get colds flu etc. Im on my second of the winter already. It is even putting me of my drink... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Are game being ruined by violence in the stands today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Are game being ruined by violence in the stands today Is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Are game being ruined by violence in the stands today It almost looks as though you're trying to say that there was violence in the stands at an Arbroath game today. But that couldn't possibly be true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Orange walks keeping you out the park where you walk your dog every day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 when you change the bairns nappy only for him to do a massive shit about two seconds later contemplating rubbing his nose in it I That used to annoy me, then I realised that I wouldnae go for a shite in an un-flushed toilet so it's actually fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Pringles. OK so they are £1 in Tesco, I hum and haw about after deciding to only purchase one tube. Which flavour though? Sour cream and chive, BBQ, Salt and Vinegar were all very real options. I opt for Sour Cream and Chive as its been a while. No matter what flavour I buy I get bored about 1/3 of the way through and wish I bought another flavour, its not fair. They really are for sharing but I'll now polish off the whole tube and feel sick shortly after as I don't really want them. One of life's eternal problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Pringles. OK so they are £1 in Tesco, I hum and haw about after deciding to only purchase one tube. Which flavour though? Sour cream and chive, BBQ, Salt and Vinegar were all very real options. I opt for Sour Cream and Chive as its been a while. No matter what flavour I buy I get bored about 1/3 of the way through and wish I bought another flavour, its not fair. They really are for sharing but I'll now polish off the whole tube and feel sick shortly after as I don't really want them. One of life's eternal problems. It's almost as if once you pop the lid off, you can't stop eating them. Or once you pop, you can't stop. They should use that as their slogan. Edited December 12, 2011 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 It's almost as if once you pop the lid off, you can't stop eating them. Or once you pop, you can't stop. They should use that as their slogan. I'm sure I've heard that slogan somewhere else too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Knowing things that you shouldn't 99% sure that my mate pumped my other mates burd, and I don't know if I should tell him or just leave it be. I'm not too good in these sort of situations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 You tell him obviously. Similar things A friend of mine was secretly pumping a girl(who was also part of the circle of friends) that another mate had been trying to get into for ages. I also fumbled around with another friends ex(also a member of the circle of friends) at a house party. Both of those scenarios ended badly, and it just made everything really awkward. I'd suggest you all kick this lad in the pie and abandon him for being such a bawbag. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Knowing things that you shouldn't 99% sure that my mate pumped my other mates burd, and I don't know if I should tell him or just leave it be. I'm not too good in these sort of situations. Don't get involved. There's nothing worse than folk taking sides in shit that has the square root of f**k all to do with them. As long as he's not shagging your bird then there's zero reason for you to take sides or get involved. The adult thing to do is stay totally out of it, it's their business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Really looking forward to getting a takeaway for your tea and finding the wife has decided not to go to exercise class and instead decided to stay at home and 'cook you something nice'. She will never win Masterchef. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Don't get involved. There's nothing worse than folk taking sides in shit that has the square root of f**k all to do with them. As long as he's not shagging your bird then there's zero reason for you to take sides or get involved. The adult thing to do is stay totally out of it, it's their business. Totally agree. You're not Jeremy Kyle, why would you want to be? As an aside, you're "99% certain"? Then you shouldn't be saying anything in any case. With the slightest chance that you're wrong, you could end up looking like a massive c**t, with no mates at all! Stay away, stay safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Offered a job as a supervisor with the Coop. I do not want it as its only meant to be a 'Uni job'. Best ways to say no without getting the boot from my 14 year old girls job? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Offered a job as a supervisor with the Coop. I do not want it as its only meant to be a 'Uni job'. Best ways to say no without getting the boot from my 14 year old girls job? Just take the fucker but let them know that you'll have to severely curtail your hours at certain times of the year. And most mornings. And afternoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Offered a job as a supervisor with the Coop. I do not want it as its only meant to be a 'Uni job'. Best ways to say no without getting the boot from my 14 year old girls job? take it for the money and then make your lackeys do the work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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