ScottR96 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 My sister forgot to bring the laptop charger from her own flat. I only have 90 minutes remaining. Not pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I only have 90 minutes remaining. Not pleased. I'd be more than not pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 My sister forgot to bring the laptop charger from her own flat. I only have 90 minutes remaining. Not pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 My sister forgot to bring the laptop charger from her own flat. I only have 90 minutes remaining. Not pleased. You know what needs done............................... wait for the 5 minute mark, fire up porn hub, beat the battery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Thankfully the charger for my old laptop works. Now, if you will excuse me, I've got a weeks worth of porn to catch up with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 You know what needs done............................... wait for the 5 minute mark, fire up porn hub, beat the battery Ohh that's a risky one. If you're on a wbesite and the battery runs out, it will shut down and then whenever you get to switch it back on again, it will come up with the last webpage that you were on. Luckily that's only ever happened to me whilst on legitimate web pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 The wife is a reality tv addict. Now she's watching Masterchef AUSTRALIA for fuxake. Today the aspiring world class chefs are learning to make .....wait for it.....a sandwich. Seriously, i'm missing fitba for that shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I'm the same except with my mother. I was watching the arsenal game, she take te box and changes it as RVP scored. Fuxake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 ESPN's coverage of football is really poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 she take te box and changes it WTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Our holiday for next year has been cancelled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Our holiday for next year has been cancelled thought it was already cancelled, do u not mind your double post and my hilarious reply? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 thought it was already cancelled, do u not mind your double post and my hilarious reply? They cancelled the flight and the now they cannot get the hotel for the change of flight,Yes i will get my money back but now the prices have went up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Our holiday for next year has been cancelled thought it was already cancelled, do u not mind your double post and my hilarious reply? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Those stupid super bright blue headlights, yeah perhaps they light up the road better for you but they increase the chance of me barreling head first into you because I'm temparrerarly blind. I mean what kind of bell end would think that making sure that everyone infront of them can't see is a fantastic idea? The sooner they ban this kind of nonsense the better for us all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Those stupid super bright blue headlights, yeah perhaps they light up the road better for you but they increase the chance of me barreling head first into you because I'm temparrerarly blind. I mean what kind of bell end would think that making sure that everyone infront of them can't see is a fantastic idea? The sooner they ban this kind of nonsense the better for us all. Aren't they illegal? I share your pain with them, i thought a UFO was coming to kidnap me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 thisGRAEME taking a totally undeserved victory over me on FIFA. Sammy Eto'o should be made illegal in this game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Went out on Saturday for my mates 30th. Had a good few beers and a few shots. Can't remember the second half of the night but got on the night bus home and fell asleep. the only problem was It wasn't the night bus to Hamilton, it was the night bus to Newton Mearns, so I ended up in Newton Mearns at 4am and totally clueless as to how i was going to get home. Eventually found a taxi and the kind man only charged me trhe pricely sum of £35 to get me home. To say my girlfriend wasn't too happy when I eventually got home would be an understatement. This is why I prefer to just go to the local pub nowadays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 New boss starting on Thursday so everyone's on edge. i'm not too fussed but I've a feeling she'll be a right old c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 that 'rooney goal machine' advert is getting on my fucking tit end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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