Guest The Phoenix Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Just pip-ped me to it. Admit it, I sowed the seed and it got under your skin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 These puns just stalk the thread! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I shagged Grannie Smith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I shagged Grannie Smith. Before or after her demise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Minor details Mr P 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Minor details Mr P Keep your Cox in your trousers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Keep your Cox in your trousers. That was a peach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2LIVE Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 looks like il be working xmas in tanzania Is that a sun bed shop ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Mum wants me to pay her £50 a week to live in the house. I'm on JSA and get £53 a week. I sincerely hope she's high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Mum wants me to pay her £50 a week to live in the house. I'm on JSA and get £53 a week. I sincerely hope she's high. She needs the £50.00 to satisfy her habit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Mum wants me to pay her £50 a week to live in the house. I'm on JSA and get £53 a week. I sincerely hope she's high. My first job i got £26.50 a week and i gave my mum £10 a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Mum wants me to pay her £50 a week to live in the house. I'm on JSA and get £53 a week. I sincerely hope she's high. food costs money, get it paid !!. Have fun wi the £3 btw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 On the back of that news, I have applied for 5 jobs in different McDonalds across the land of Dundee. £50 a week is a bit fucking harsh though. £3 quid doesn't even pay my football on a Saturday and Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 On the back of that news, I have applied for 5 jobs in different McDonalds across the land of Dundee. £50 a week is a bit fucking harsh though. £3 quid doesn't even pay my football on a Saturday and Sunday. It's very easy to get a job, If you really wanted one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I pay £60 digs a week, my dads first job paid £5 a week and he paid £3 in digs or so I've heard a million times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Mum wants me to pay her £50 a week to live in the house. I'm on JSA and get £53 a week. Cannae wait to read about what she'll be charging if you want fed as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I pay £60 digs a week, my dads first job paid £5 a week and he paid £3 in digs or so I've heard a million times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It's not the money I'm bothered about, I'd happily pay if I had a job, but how the hell does someone have a life with £12 a month. I might need to kill myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I think it's probably your mum's polite way of saying, get a fucking job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 jobs are for gays, poofs and everyone in-between. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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