saints1884 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Bit harsh. Not all kids can behave like little Princesses. The cinema is not a babysitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) Bit harsh. Not all kids can behave like little Princesses. Anyway, you try sitting through a film with a two year old crying, talking and banging on his seat. It's annoying. The children clearly weren't enjoying it, selfish parents Edited July 20, 2011 by Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The cinema is not a babysitter. For some reason, the film Clockwork Orange has entered my head. She'd be a wow in the title role. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Anyway, you try sitting through a film with a two year old crying, talking and banging on his seat. It's annoying. The children clearly weren't enjoying it, selfish parents On a serious note, I totally agree. Parents who bring children to the cinema who clearly aren't of the age to appreciate the film should be neutered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Hedgehogs have made a very dangerous enemy tonight. While walking home from work tonight I managed to trip over a hedgehog right in front of the Bucky swilling young team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Hedgehogs have made a very dangerous enemy tonight. While walking home from work tonight I managed to trip over a hedgehog right in front of the Bucky swilling young team. So you encountered two sets of p***ks then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Stop yer greetin' When were you at Central Park? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 When were you at Central Park? I've never been to the toilets at Central Park, I've also never had Hepatitus, just saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Got people coming round to view my flat tomorrow, and my flatmate has fucked off away out drinking while I'm left to clean the place. Happens every time we have the landlord round too. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I keep waking up around 3 after suffering nightmares It is seriously getting on my nipples now as I struggle to get back to sleep. Goin to be shattered for work in a few hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) Hedgehogs have made a very dangerous enemy tonight. While walking home from work tonight I managed to trip over a hedgehog right in front of the Bucky swilling young team. Speaking of hedgehogs,I was going down to tesco this morning and there was a very squashed hedgehog on the road. Edited July 21, 2011 by saints1884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 The over-the-top love-in for the last Harry Potter film on facebook. People keep asking 'why haven't you seen it yet?'. I read the book, I know how it ends, and quite frankly couldn't care less about the film. OK?! 'So sad it's over ' Wrong, it was over years ago. If you'd got off your lazy arses and bothered to read the book you would have fucking known this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Noisey eaters, pisses me right off, and when your on lunch reading a book and yet someone still insists on sitting next to you talking shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Noisey eaters, pisses me right off, and when your on lunch reading a book and yet someone still insists on sitting next to you talking shit when it's clear you just want a bit of peace & quiet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 My next door neighbours left their dog in last night and the fucking thing howled and whined all night. Absolutel c***s. I've left a note on their door, assuming f*ck all will happen about it., 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Children in the cinema. I really can't understand why anyone take a toddler to see Harry Potter, a kid who is still in a pram and needs a dummy. Of course they are not going to sit still and watch the film so why would you take them? It just ruins it for everyone else. The couple next to me had two toddler sons and what looked like a new born baby, get a fuckin babysitter or don't go out. Complain and if they are not removed, get a refund. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Working in Bo'ness today. I hate this place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 My next door neighbours left their dog in last night and the fucking thing howled and whined all night. Absolutel c***s. I've left a note on their door, assuming f*ck all will happen about it., Next time this happens you have to act, Chris. Stick a small remote control toy vehicle through the neighbour's letterbox. The dog will come to see what's going on. Activate any garish light and and sound functions the toy may have and shepherd the canine to the room furthest away from your own living room (the neighbouring flat is likely to have the same floor plan as your own place, so with a bit of mental apptitute this shouldn't be too difficult) where it will sit and look at the toy with a perplexed look on its face, and most importantly, a significant reduction in the noise levels it was achieving previously. I'm by no means an expert in the field, and I haven't had cause to execute the move myself, but if my experiments with remote control toys and my ex's dog are anything to go by this is just about crazy enough to work. There may be an awkward moment when the neighbour returns home, opens the front door, finds a remote control tank or such like vacating the premises and trundling through the small gap you've left in your own door. If they have the audacity to chap you up to ask what the hell is going on, answer in a crash helmet and a cape you've fashioned from a bedsheet. ICTChris 1 - 0 The Neighbours If you're not a dog lover, a couple of sausages laced with some form of poison instead of a remote control toy will do the same job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Children in the cinema. I really can't understand why anyone take a toddler to see Harry Potter, a kid who is still in a pram and needs a dummy. Of course they are not going to sit still and watch the film so why would you take them? It just ruins it for everyone else. The couple next to me had two toddler sons and what looked like a new born baby, get a fuckin babysitter or don't go out. Try going to a film for grown ups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 If you're not a dog lover, a couple of sausages laced with some form of LAXATIVE instead of a remote control toy will do the same job. edit for you Barry. this will teach them not to leave the dog home alone.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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