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I'd love too but not sure getting plastered 7 hours before being induced into labour is a good idea.......then again might dull the pain!

That would be one c**t of a hangover though.

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Burnt the living room carpet with an iron. Yes, carpets are expensive, but it was an accident and my mum is going tits about it. It's a barely noticeable mark for fucks sake!

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Burnt the living room carpet with an iron. Yes, carpets are expensive, but it was an accident and my mum is going tits about it. It's a barely noticeable mark for fucks sake!

Why were you ironing on the floor? :huh:

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IDIOTS: burnt a carpet with an iron? Simply turn your carpet into one of those fancy patterned ones by repeating the same mistake in a uniform layout across the whole of the floor.

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Here's a WILD suggestion. Maybe he was ironing, on an ironing board and the iron FELL off the ironing board on to the carpet below. Maybe that's a bit too far fetched.

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Here's a WILD suggestion. Maybe he was ironing, on an ironing board and the iron FELL off the ironing board on to the carpet below. Maybe that's a bit too far fetched.

What did he do after that happened, run around in a circle flapping his hands?

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Here's a WILD suggestion. Maybe he was ironing, on an ironing board and the iron FELL off the ironing board on to the carpet below. Maybe that's a bit too far fetched.

Correct, I tripped over the wire like the clumsy b*****d I am and the iron fell face down on the carpet. Thought it was pretty clear I wouldn't be ironing on the floor.

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Correct, I tripped over the wire like the clumsy b*****d I am and the iron fell face down on the carpet. Thought it was pretty clear I wouldn't be ironing on the floor.

You could turn the carpet inside oot.

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You could turn the carpet inside oot.

Thank you! I'll certainly keep that in mind. Superb idea, but I'll maybe do it when the folks are in bed. You don't think they'll notice, do you?

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More to the point, if he lives with his maw why the f**k was he ironing?

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More to the point, if he lives with his maw why the f**k was he ironing?

That's not the worst part either, my girlfriend was also in the house at the time. :(

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That's not the worst part either, my girlfriend was also in the house at the time. :(

The good news is that you may never be asked to iron anything again!

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Correct, I tripped over the wire like the clumsy b*****d I am and the iron fell face down on the carpet. Thought it was pretty clear I wouldn't be ironing on the floor.

You're from Dundee - nothing is assumed. ;)

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Listening to Sky commentators at the Masters Golf rambling on for two whole minutes about less adverts this year. Gaun the BBC Saturday and Sunday. f**k SKY and their HD 3D mumbo jumbo.

(signed, Peter Allis fan club)

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More to the point, if he lives with his maw why the f**k was he ironing?

That's not the worst part either, my girlfriend was also in the house at the time. :(

Same person,good dundonian!!

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There is absolutely nothing to drink in my house except water. My local shop are doing 2ltr of Pepsi for 99p and I can only scrape together 80p.

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