ffcsam Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Aye, cheers. You seem experienced in these matters. Cool, cool...... :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Birds tweeting away at thid time of the morning. Fek go back to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfrhandyman Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Birds tweeting away at thid time of the morning. Fek go back to sleep. Fucking tell me about it, wheres all the fucking worms??????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I'm superstitious (Which is an annoying thing in itself) but why does volume 13 have to be the just perfect volume around? Always have to have it on 12 or 14, which is a notable difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I thought I had broken my wrist at 5's on Thursday. Heard a crunching noise, pain, rining in my ears, felt dizzy and sick etc. I played on of course. It was still sore yesterday. However the pain was put in perspective when I checked my finger in a pub lavvy door. It is fucking gouping. Fingernail is completely black. If I hadn't been drunk I'd have cried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 The five live website is fucked. I was trying to listen to Danny Baker this morning online and it keeps stuttering and freezing. This has been going on for weeks now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Maybe it is just me....but when i go to charge say my phone./MP 3 etc ,i will try to connect the cable,it wont fit. So i try it the other way round..it wont fit. So i go back to the way i tried the 1st time and it slides home..sums up my life really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-Mac Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 The crunching sound one makes when chewing food, can't stand it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Cats shitting on my flower beds, why not in my neighbours garden I am at war with the neighbourhood cats, i wish they would shit in their own back yard, i am borrowing next doors staffies for the day I have shown them a picture of a cat and a tin of dog food. Go boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Perth college have lost my application,the course I was trying to apply for starts in August. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Perth college have lost my application,the course I was trying to apply for starts in August. Was it an NC in Community Tolerance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Was it an NC in Community Tolerance? IIRC it was an HNC in Misguided Observations with Ranting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 McDonalds Drive Thru today. I only passed through for a simple big Mac meal. Was promptly given to me and as I drive out, the road is backed up. The parking slots have been filled up waiting for orders to be brought to the cars. The sign clearly states "2 spaces only, if further space is needed use car park" There is not 2, not 3 but fucking 4 cars trying to fit, unsuccessfully into 2 spaces, I roll window down and shout at them to shift and they didn't budge. So I had to sit and watch these 4 arseholes maneouvre their way into 2 spaces. Then some learner later cut me up as I was on a roundabout, didn't even attempt to look right, just pulled straight out and I had to slam on the anchors. Fucking stupid instructor wasn't even looking! People are fucking idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Folk who don't text properly when they're drunk. The odd typo i can understand, but the amount of people who deliberately misspell words to make it seem like they're absolutely hammered is crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Most read stories on the BBC: 1. "Cowell 'in talks over Cole return'" 10. "Israeli troops open fire in Golan" More evidence if needed that the country is full of vacuous morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Most read stories on the BBC: 1. "Cowell 'in talks over Cole return'" 10. "Israeli troops open fire in Golan" More evidence if needed that the country is full of vacuous morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Today, I drove my car without the radio on. I never realised how much tyre squeal I generated on a simple commute to work, or how late I changed gears. My poor car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smit Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Today, I drove my car without the radio on. I never realised how much tyre squeal I generated on a simple commute to work, or how late I changed gears. My poor car. Have you changed gear yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 (edited) Last night three different people I don't know gave me the same line about how Edinburgh folk are so unfriendly and rude compared to Glaswegians. I agree to an extent that some of them can be, but weegies always bang on like it's some kind of fact (I'd suggest slagging off the place someone's from the first time you meet them is slightly rude). I really like Glasgow as a city but the locals need to realise that Glasgow isn't this amazing, unique, dream city full of amazing, intelligent and interesting people. What's even worse is people from small towns around Glasgow who talk about every night out they have in "Glasvegas" like it's Hollywood. Chill out weegies. Edited June 6, 2011 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Clothing charity bags getting posted through the door. 3 today alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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