Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 I don't drink but if the pain gets worse, I'll take on your advice, a few sips will probably suffice. Then I'll be steaming and won't care about the pain. Now you're getting it.....Why wait? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Now you're getting it.... Shame on you Sergeant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Shame on you Sergeant. Well if she won't drink. It'll take her mind of it for 30 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 I just see it as a challenge to beat the advertised time. Can't be done. Not to the SECC anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 I don't drink but if the pain gets worse, I'll take on your advice, a few sips will probably suffice. Then I'll be steaming and won't care about the pain. You need to drink enough to dull the pain centre in the brain. At least 3 but don't get totally steamin 'cause then you'll have a hangover in the morning AND the toothache 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Can't be done. Not to the SECC anyway. The Charing X time is easy to beat however 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 In the rush hour? Fair play to you, Sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Going through you're 500MB allowance in the space of a weekend yeah, but that's porn for you.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Scottish water. They are digging up the Crieff road just up from farmfoods,I had an appointment this morning but because we had to stay at the traffic lights for twenty mins I was late. (Not a very good impression when going to a job interview.) When we did get moving again the blokes that were meant to be working were just standing around talking to each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 When we did get moving again the blokes that were meant to be working were just standing around talking to each other. Pipefitters require a great many tea and cake breaks you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Anything will do...Gin, Vodka, rum. All three. Just sloosh it aboot your gub. Don't bother with Lily Liver's dabbing it on advice, and swallow it don't spit it out. Repeat that dose a few times. Chortle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 finished a report for uni, went to print it out then discovered there's no ink left 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Pipefitters require a great many tea and cake breaks you know. Well maybe they would get more done if they didn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) I made a complete and utter arse of a situation I gave too much time and effort about. Edited March 2, 2011 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 When recruiters say "you're not experienced enough", then suddenly I'm "too experienced". That's really getting on my tits at the moment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Poor on the predictor..fume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 When recruiters say "you're not experienced enough", then suddenly I'm "too experienced". That's really getting on my tits at the moment Same here It's on a par with no getting a response at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Same here It's on a par with no getting a response at all. Edit Good to see my resident Red Spot Stalker is on the ball. Sorry to disappoint but Sam and I are still the best of friends. Edited March 2, 2011 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Orange are fucking robbing me blind. I topped up 2 weeks ago, then on Friday they sent me a text saying I had 60p credit left. Phoned my balance and said I had ZERO credit left. Which was bollocks but thought I'd maybe used too much internet or something so I topped up, feeling rather confused. Now this morning, despite having £9.40 in my balance, I got a text from Orange saying I had 60p left. Phoned my balance - "no credit". This fucking bullshit as in the last day I've only used it for texts and still have hundreds free texts left. What is also happening is when sending a text with 2 pages, what has happend a couple of times is in the second page of the text, it has been replaced with the second half of a text I sent on my old phone MONTHS ago, bearing in mind it wasn't saved to the sim which is now in my new phone. Strange goings on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Due to my diabetic state, I have to take sweeteners instead of sugar, which are usually packaged in even numbers. I take either 2 or 4 for coffee depending on the size of mug I'm using so imagine my annoyance when the last little solitary tablet tumbles into my mug. One left?! WTF? How does that happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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