bullywee Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) Wallopers walking about wearing shorts today. Aye it's sunny but it's still only about 6 degrees. I hate students. worse than that are the ones who were wearing flip-flops. i wouldn't even find that acceptable in the middle-east. Edited February 28, 2011 by bullywee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 worse than that are the ones who were wearing flip-flops. i wouldn't even find that acceptable in the middle-east. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Ridiculous encounter with bureaucracy today. The wife was toying with the idea of childminding as it would suit her as we have small kids at school and it would tie in with school holidays and all that crap. Fucking hell!! The list of things this CARE Commision bitch wanted us to do to the house As soon as the wifie left the house the wife and I both looked at each other and said f**k this. The ridiculous thing is that the wife was a registered childminder three years ago and gave it up as she was fed up with it. But the new rules and regulations are astonishing. We have a pile of paperwork here which we are both pointing and laughing at. As soon as the government get involved in anything it becomes fucking retarded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Ridiculous encounter with bureaucracy today. The wife was toying with the idea of childminding as it would suit her as we have small kids at school and it would tie in with school holidays and all that crap. Fucking hell!! The list of things this CARE Commision bitch wanted us to do to the house As soon as the wifie left the house the wife and I both looked at each other and said f**k this. The ridiculous thing is that the wife was a registered childminder three years ago and gave it up as she was fed up with it. But the new rules and regulations are astonishing. We have a pile of paperwork here which we are both pointing and laughing at. As soon as the government get involved in anything it becomes fucking retarded. Welcome to the world of The Quality Care Commission. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Ridiculous encounter with bureaucracy today. The wife was toying with the idea of childminding as it would suit her as we have small kids at school and it would tie in with school holidays and all that crap. Fucking hell!! The list of things this CARE Commision bitch wanted us to do to the house As soon as the wifie left the house the wife and I both looked at each other and said f**k this. The ridiculous thing is that the wife was a registered childminder three years ago and gave it up as she was fed up with it. But the new rules and regulations are astonishing. We have a pile of paperwork here which we are both pointing and laughing at. As soon as the government get involved in anything it becomes fucking retarded. Ah the Care Commission. The couple of days I had off work last summer was when they decided to do an unannounced spot-check of our venue. They take the piss on certain issues. Thank f**k I wasn't there because inevitably I would have been the one to f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Been given antibiotics and told not to drink for 7 days. Will just ignore it as before! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Ah the Care Commission. The couple of days I had off work last summer was when they decided to do an unannounced spot-check of our venue. They take the piss on certain issues. Thank f**k I wasn't there because inevitably I would have been the one to f**k up. Yeah. It definitely didn't used to be as bad as this though. I mean, childminding from home. They expected me to change the front door in case some mutant runs into it? The house is big so we have to have three smoke alarms wired into the mains(fair enough) whereas last time we had those ones that sort of go into a light fitting. A fence round the greehouse in case some kid walks through it. Gates fucking everywhere. Fences all over the fucking place. A dossier to be produced weekly to show what you did with the kid and where you went including photographic proof and how you feel the child benefitted from the trip. Oh there is more, much more. I dont especially blame the wifie that came here, although she is a known bitch. But the vast majority of what they want has absolutely diddly squat to do with looking after someones kids. Thankfully this was a brush with government pish and it will be the last one as far as I am concerned. How they can make something so fucking complex is anyones guess. I was delighted to find that our taxation is being put to such good use. It must be fun running a nursery or a nursing home or something like that. Bloody hell its a one way ticket to ulcerville 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 The care commision wifie would have shat herself if she saw the big f**k off cast iron stove I ordered for here yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Toothache. It's fucking horrible, I even cried in a public place today as it was hurting me that bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Toothache. It's fucking horrible, I even cried in a public place today as it was hurting me that bad. Rub neat whisky onto the tooth and surrounding gum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Toothache. It's fucking horrible, I even cried in a public place today as it was hurting me that bad. Ouch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Rub neat whisky onto the tooth and surrounding gum. No whisky in this household I'll just need to suffer until the morning and hope my dentist will see me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 No whisky in this household That's gratitude for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 No whisky in this household I'll just need to suffer until the morning and hope my dentist will see me. Anything will do...Gin, Vodka, rum. All three. Just sloosh it aboot your gub. Don't bother with Lily Liver's dabbing it on advice, and swallow it don't spit it out. Repeat that dose a few times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 If you get Amoxcillin it works wonders. When I had bad toothache they prescribed me them, and I've kept a few behind if I get it in the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Anything will do...Gin, Vodka, rum. All three. Just sloosh it aboot your gub. Don't bother with Lily Liver's dabbing it on advice, and swallow it don't spit it out. Repeat that dose a few times. I don't drink but if the pain gets worse, I'll take on your advice, a few sips will probably suffice. Then I'll be steaming and won't care about the pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 If you get Amoxcillin it works wonders. When I had bad toothache they prescribed me them, and I've kept a few behind if I get it in the future. That's an anti-biotic for an infection. What if there is no infection. It could be a crack in the tooth. Leave this to us dentists on here son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 That's an anti-biotic for an infection. What if there is no infection. It could be a crack in the tooth. Leave this to us dentists on here son. My brother actually is a dentist. He also drinks a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 That sign on the M8 on the way into Glasgow that tells you how long it will take to get to the SECC/Erskine Bridge etc. It's accurate and useful really, but pisses me right off everytime I pass it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 That sign on the M8 on the way into Glasgow that tells you how long it will take to get to the SECC/Erskine Bridge etc. It's accurate and useful really, but pisses me right off everytime I pass it. I just see it as a challenge to beat the advertised time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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