Guest The Phoenix Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Celtic 'fans' in my school walking around singing 'I just can't get enough.' Funnily enough, I've never seen the majority of them take a keen interest in Celtic before Less surprising that they're not getting their end away very often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 It's the busiest start to a year I have had in 20 years, which is bizarre considering the state of the economy. Maybe it's fashionable these days to frame your P45? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Knocked my phone off the table in my room last night and knocked the battery out, making my phone reset its time to midnight on January 1st 2000. Lucky you. The next eleven years are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Maybe it's fashionable these days to frame your P45? None of my customers are that sort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Going from 7 or 8 coffees a day to none. I have had a constant headache for around a week and a half. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 People who can't read quietly. They whisper the words to themselves. And it's happening in my office right now ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 got the flu, again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 People who can't read quietly. They whisper the words to themselves. And it's happening in my office right now ! or sitting next to someone in an office that uses voice recognition software. "Open file, edit font, times new roman size ten, justify text..." Shut the fcuk up you mouse-shy cnuts!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Computer viruses. Hard drive almost totally scrubbed, documents, music, photos...everything. No virus now and will use the 6 back up discs I made to re-install everything I need. The up side is I've gone from 21GB's of space to over 100GB's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Computer viruses. Hard drive almost totally scrubbed, documents, music, photos...everything. No virus now and will use the 6 back up discs I made to re-install everything I need. The up side is I've gone from 21GB's of space to over 100GB's. I'm going to miss the porn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I'm going to miss the porn Fcuk that, I'd rather have a pint, it lasts longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Going from 7 or 8 coffees a day to none. I have had a constant headache for around a week and a half. I did that ..you need to cut it down rather than just give up. I now am lucky if i have more than 1 cup a day.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Going from 7 or 8 coffees a day to none. I have had a constant headache for around a week and a half. My mother in law regularly drinks upwards of 30 cups a day and then wonders why she can't sleep and is prone to migraines and bouts of depression. I'd turn to flubber on 3! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) I REALLY need a shite, but our toilet doesn't flush just now, and I don't want to leave it sitting in there when the builders come in tomorrow. I'm tempted just to shite on some newspaper and throw it out the window, and although that is the VL way, I'd rather shite in a toilet. Edit; The shite is out the window. I live 18 storeys up in a high flat. Edited February 25, 2011 by Smurph -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I REALLY need a shite, but our toilet doesn't flush just now, and I don't want to leave it sitting in there when the builders come in tomorrow. I'm tempted just to shite on some newspaper and throw it out the window, and although that is the VL way, I'd rather shite in a toilet. Edit; The shite is out the window. I live 18 storeys up in a high flat. What flats is it? You're probably not the only one flinging their shite out the window! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 What flats is it? You're probably not the only one flinging their shite out the window! I find it bizarre the amount of things folk chiuck out of flat windows. Whilst walking the dogs I've seen chicken carcasses, half loaves of bread, rolls, half tins of beans, fish, 400 odd cigarette ends, newspapers and umpteen cans, tins, bottles (plastic and glass), cat litter and it's contents. I don't think I've seen a human shit though. Do they not have bins indoors???? or is a walk downstairs to the bin area just too much 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I find it bizarre the amount of things folk chiuck out of flat windows. Whilst walking the dogs I've seen chicken carcasses, half loaves of bread, rolls, half tins of beans, fish, 400 odd cigarette ends, newspapers and umpteen cans, tins, bottles (plastic and glass), cat litter and it's contents. I don't think I've seen a human shit though. Do they not have bins indoors???? or is a walk downstairs to the bin area just too much If they put stuff in their bins inside they will eventually have to go and put the bags in the bin chute, heaven forbid. Ive seen tellys and allsorts getting thrown out... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 What flats is it? You're probably not the only one flinging their shite out the window! Kirkton. I was attacked with peanuts walking past my flat ones. I was attacked with rocks going past Lincoln. I like my place better. Do they not have bins indoors???? or is a walk downstairs to the bin area just too much Yes, and there's also a chute door at every level, but launching things out the window is more fun. I also don't think my mum would be pleased if there was a shite in the bin. It was a nasty one n'all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I REALLY need a shite, but our toilet doesn't flush just now, and I don't want to leave it sitting in there when the builders come in tomorrow. I'm tempted just to shite on some newspaper and throw it out the window, and although that is the VL way, I'd rather shite in a toilet. Edit; The shite is out the window. I live 18 storeys up in a high flat. Who was it on here that once admitted being at someone's house, realised the bog-roll was finished, couldn't be arsed getting another roll, just used one of their towels to wipe their arse and then threw the towel out the window?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Kirkton. I was attacked with peanuts walking past my flat ones. I was attacked with rocks going past Lincoln. I like my place better. Yes, and there's also a chute door at every level, but launching things out the window is more fun. I also don't think my mum would be pleased if there was a shite in the bin. It was a nasty one n'all. Kirktons actually quite nice, Lincoln is a total shit-hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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