Donnyarb Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Make it stop. That's what she said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 That's what he said. never would have guessed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 That's ok. You've not got long left anyway I feel like I've taken several steps in that direction in the last half hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) Na it is fun reading it Right. I noticed you visited my profile and I also noticed my warning level hasn't been reduced, get it sorted. Edited October 27, 2010 by Jimmy85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 never would have guessed. That's mature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 That's mature. But saying 'that's what she said' is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 But saying 'that's what she said' is? Aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Right. I noticed you visited my profile and I also noticed my warning level hasn't been reduced, get it sorted. Remember that i could have banned you Keep you nose clean -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Playing around with my mums phone to try and fix something. It's one of those flip ones. There's a small thin screen on the front of it which sometimes displays the time/date/music track etc. Whenever it opens it says "virgin." Everything's against me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) Remember that i could have banned you Keep you nose clean Now you're living with the consequences of that. I'll bet it's because we're above you in the league Edited October 27, 2010 by Jimmy85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 £58 for 100ml of 'aftershave' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Now you're living with the consequences of that. I'll bet it's because we're above you in the league Time will tell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 £5 in library fines. If I was on the computer a minute earlier it would've been half of that. I owe Stirling University Library £7.20 or something. It has been accumulating over the past 3 years. A book a day late here, a book a day late there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Thing that annoys me that I can easily renew books online but end up forgetting or putting it off. That's what I get for being a lazy, useless fud. Yeah, same here. I too am a lazy useless fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I love farting at work, without fail someone invades your space within 3 seconds of said fart and they are standing there with the smell building by the second and you just look at them like 'aye it was me that shat - now what?' Although tempting all the admin lassies wouldn't take that too well I don't think. They probably think I'm the "clarty yin that reeks eh shite" I joined one of the political societies at uni, and while I enjoy the meetings, im only really there to sit and have a relaxed drink and a chat with some like-minded folk. However, I was asked to give a talk and represent them at a meeting of several political societies tomorrow night on the environment, and i couldnt really say no because I was pretty much the only person available. I very much dislike public speaking, so i think im probably gna make an arse of it. If it goes extremely badly either hopefully they wont ask me again, or wont kick up too much of a fuss if i say i dont really want to do that type of thing. Man up!.....on a serious note, I hate doing that kind of thing as well, just skip it then say you had the runs the night before/time of presentation. What could they possible say/ have against you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Agreeing to do over-time. It always seems like a good idea at the time but I really can't be bothered working tonight. I can't wait until Saturday as it's my last day of work before I start my new job. No more travelling to Perth every weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Playing around with my mums phone to try and fix something. It's one of those flip ones. There's a small thin screen on the front of it which sometimes displays the time/date/music track etc. Whenever it opens it says "virgin." Everything's against me. That gave me a chuckle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Playing around with my mums phone to try and fix something. It's one of those flip ones. There's a small thin screen on the front of it which sometimes displays the time/date/music track etc. Whenever it opens it says "virgin." Everything's against me. My mate had a picture of his girlfriend as his background and due to his choice of network she had 'VIRGIN' plastered right across her forehead on said pic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I'm on a 12 hour contract with 16 hours work scheduled for next week. No thanks. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I joined one of the political societies at uni, and while I enjoy the meetings, im only really there to sit and have a relaxed drink and a chat with some like-minded folk. However, I was asked to give a talk and represent them at a meeting of several political societies tomorrow night on the environment, and i couldnt really say no because I was pretty much the only person available. I very much dislike public speaking, so i think im probably gna make an arse of it. If it goes extremely badly either hopefully they wont ask me again, or wont kick up too much of a fuss if i say i dont really want to do that type of thing. I love public speaking I gave a presentation the other week and was only suppose to be up for 15 minutes. I was there for 31 minutes Didn't get marked down as there was only a minimum time, not a maximum that had to be adhered to. My pain: I have to go to a few fitness classes, but I seriously can't afford to go to them My bursary isn't in and it's due for next week -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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