Gaz Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Treated my guitar this afternoon. New set of strings, wee bottle of polish, wee bottle of lemon oil for the fretboard, spent an hour buffing it up and cleaning it to a fine shine, adjusted the height of the pickups a wee bit, went to put the strings on, and one snapped as I was taking it out the packet. And the shop's shut, so I can't get an exchange until tomorrow. So a nice couple of hours of guitar before the fitba' has been well and truly scuppered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Have you tried Rohypnol? Only the once and tbh,I found taking it a bit of a pain in the arse! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Fooking Job-seekers helpline. My payment is due today and it aint arrived. Several calls later and they eventually said they will call me back by 3 pm. It seems I may have to make another journey into Falkirk to pick it up. Oh aye, add the cost of these calls up and it will come to a pretty penny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Folk, who during the summer, sit or walkabout, indoors, with their sunglasses perched on their head. They think it looks cool ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Folk, who during the summer, sit or walkabout, indoors, with their sunglasses perched on their head. They think it looks cool ! Yes, yes, yes!!! Totally agree, especially when there isn't even any fucking sun about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Folk, who during the summer, sit or walkabout, indoors, with their sunglasses perched on their head. They think it looks cool ! I was umming and arring over if i'd finger her. I decided I would, but probably wouldn't if she didn't have the shades on her head. It adds to some people's fingerableness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Folk, who during the summer, sit or walkabout, indoors, with their sunglasses perched on their head. They think it looks cool ! Actually, I disagree. It makes perfect sense. Not that I am one of these people but say it's a sunny day and you go indoors, you can't keep your glasses over your eyes because you can't see, you can't put the glasses in your pocket or they might break or snap, putting them on the table (if you're sitting down) only takes up space if you're eating a meal...or you could walk out the establishment without the glasses forgetting you had laid them on the table. You could however, put them in your jacket but you generally wouldn't have a jacket with it being summer. so....looking at it like that it is pretty practical just to rest them on your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I have said it before and will say it again,I am scared of rabbits That's ok. Clowns worry me, particularly midget ones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Blooming Talk talk. They are migrating Tiscali accounts over and it has been a disaster. No access to account or email. To improve the service, my arse. What fecking service? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 That's ok. Clowns worry me, particularly midget ones amazing what google will produce if asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 A double glazing window salesman knocked on my parents door today and gave my Mum his spiel. She told him that she wasn't interested and he said, "Can you not have told me that at the beginning" and walked away down the path! Mum was boiling and my first instinct was to smash him but the catch 22 situation is that they know where you live. So I just verbally abused him by calling him the frustratingly weak, "Fucking arsehole". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 It's ok door-to-door salesmen don't have souls. Unless any post on p&b. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 A double glazing window salesman knocked on my parents door today and gave my Mum his spiel. She told him that she wasn't interested and he said, "Can you not have told me that at the beginning" and walked away down the path! Mum was boiling and my first instinct was to smash him but the catch 22 situation is that they know where you live. So I just verbally abused him by calling him the frustratingly weak, "Fucking arsehole". Short sharp any to the point. That's all u needed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 A double glazing window salesman knocked on my parents door today and gave my Mum his spiel. She told him that she wasn't interested and he said, "Can you not have told me that at the beginning" and walked away down the path! Mum was boiling and my first instinct was to smash him but the catch 22 situation is that they know where you live. So I just verbally abused him by calling him the frustratingly weak, "Fucking arsehole". You should have just said "I could have told you earlier, but I'm a sadist, and I like watching morally corrupt time-wasters get a taste of their own medicine" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 My fiancee is away for eleven days to Kenya on an educational exchange with a teacher from over there. The house is very quiet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Been at work for till training from half 12, and my head is splitting I'm away to my bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 My favourite song at the moment is Heartbeat by (sigh) Enrique Inglesias and the usually rubbish Pussycat Dolls Girl. Is this okay, or do I need to hand in my man card? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 My favourite song at the moment is Heartbeat by (sigh) Enrique Inglesias and the usually rubbish Pussycat Dolls Girl. Is this okay, or do I need to hand in my man card? I think you answered your own question by posting it onto this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I think you answered your own question by posting it onto this thread. Yeah, thought so. :: hands in man card :: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 My favourite song at the moment is Heartbeat by (sigh) Enrique Inglesias and the usually rubbish Pussycat Dolls Girl. Is this okay, or do I need to hand in my man card? Did you ever have a man card? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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