Mik Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 (edited) Well this afternoon I left my place of work and travelled along to the shops just along from love street, you know the ones next to the cosmos chip shop. I go into the shop buy my things then come back out, only to be greeted by a complete tinky looking jakeball wearing a fc porto tracksuit from years back and a big b*****d coolbag. "awrite er big chap wanty buy some bacon". I was taken completely off guard by this. Normally I just plain ignore the trampy residents of my hometown but bacon I was intrigued. "What"? I replied. Said tink smiles, or what would have been a smile if he had any fucking teeth, opens his coolbag and pulls out a packet of bacon. "It's payoor gid stuff big chap, a fed it to ma wean is mornin man!" This amazed me. Not only did the man actually have bacon in this coolbag and was trying to sell it to the general public but this jake was also a father. I don't know which worried me more. I politely declined and drove back to work. So there we have it. My PTTGOYN of the day was local entrepreneurs with poor image and sales pitch. Manky c**t. Same thing happened to me in Trongate except his sales pitch was with cheese. "Ye no want cheese naw? how about a mach 3?" Cheese and Razors...whata guy Edited October 5, 2010 by Mik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 (edited) Same thing happened to me in Trongate except his sales pitch was with cheese. "Ye no want cheese naw? how about a mach 3?" Cheese and Razors...whata guy These guys tend to be completely shameless. Incident 1 - Sitting in the Grill, Union St, Aberdeen - Bloke comes up to the group I was in and says 'anyone want some gammon, it's fresh I just stole it fae Somerfield across the round, feel its still cold'. Incident 2 - Working on front counter at DSS/DWP. Bloke comes up to the counter and says 'have you got a kid' 'Aye', 'Want to buy this?' and produces a Furby in it's box that has just left John Lewis under his coat. I say no, he says 'Can I apply for a crisis loan then?' Edited October 5, 2010 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Same thing happened to me in Trongate except his sales pitch was with cheese. "Ye no want cheese naw? how about a mach 3?" Cheese and Razors...whata guy Makes sense really if you want some parmesan shavings on your pasta. I think you missed out there Mik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Definitely won't be ploughing my car through massive puddles anymore. My engine took too much water in, couldn't consume it, so the piston fired it back out a hole. New engine, yes please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Definitely won't be ploughing my car through massive puddles anymore. My engine took too much water in, couldn't consume it, so the piston fired it back out a hole. New engine, yes please. Ouch that is a sore one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Night nurse tastes horrible, but it's necessary if I want to get some sleep tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Night nurse tastes horrible, but it's necessary if I want to get some sleep tonight. You want dreamy sleepy nighty snoozy snooze If you're not a father Ted fan that may not have made sense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 You want dreamy sleepy nighty snoozy snooze Only a completely ludicrious situation would require that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 My fives team got beat 30-0 tonight.. Now there's "telt"... and there's "telt" You got telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 My fives team got beat 30-0 tonight.. how long do you play for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 50 minutes. Was horrible. They must have been pretty good though!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 They must have been pretty good though!! I agree, they left 20 mins early 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Being drugged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellV1 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 My fives team got beat 30-0 tonight.. Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Massive downpour while walking for the bus to work. I'm now soaking and cold! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I'm incredibly tired this morning. Dragging my bones out the bed was about as hard as it's ever been. At least I get finished at 1 though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 The cat deciding its a good idea to jump up on me, meow in my face, lick my face etc about 10 times during the night. Little c**t. It's going in the bin when I get home from work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 You must smell like cat meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Definitely won't be ploughing my car through massive puddles anymore. My engine took too much water in, couldn't consume it, so the piston fired it back out a hole. New engine, yes please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Printer in the library not working 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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