Smurph Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Got the cold, a runny nose is a pain in the arse. Slipped and fell on my arse last night, and it's agony And you can shove your "took it up the arse" jokes, ronseal. Just had a bag of spicy chicken wings, and a hot curry. I scratched both my eye and nose. Ow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Gutted to be in at work today with the ryder cup singles on. It's one of the best things on tv to watch ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 (edited) Not having a great day today. Lost an argument with a large concrete pillar in an underground car park so now the car has some bad scratches on the rear driver side wheel arch. Helped the neighbour try to remove a stuck key from the front door lock and the feckin thing snapped in half. Calling out a locksmith will no doubt cost a feckin fortune. I eagerly await my third piece of misfortune Edited October 4, 2010 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Helped the neighbour try to remove a stuck key from the front door lock and the feckin thing snapped in half. Calling out a locksmith will no doubt cost a feckin fortune. I done that before, at my mother-in-laws house as well... Cost about 120 quid if I remember rightly, however this was after hours so itll maybe be cheaper for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Gutted to be in at work today with the ryder cup singles on. It's one of the best things on tv to watch ever. I've decided not to follow what is going on and save the mystery of what will happen in the highlights show tonight after work. By christ though is work boring, and the temptation to find out what is happening at the moment, is ever-present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 (edited) I've decided not to follow what is going on and save the mystery of what will happen in the highlights show tonight after work. By christ though is work boring, and the temptation to find out what is happening at the moment, is ever-present. The score is 12-10 to Europe. Only joking, I'm avoiding it too. Trying to find a radio station without updates is bloody difficult. Edited October 4, 2010 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 The score is 12-10 to Europe. Only joking, I'm avoiding it to. Try ng to find a radio station without updates is bloody difficult. For half a second there you had me burning with rage! I've went on ipod myself. Determined to stay away from it as now matter the result, it will be to brilliant watch and probably the only thing I'll have to look forward to on the sporting front this week, until the scotland qualifiers anyway . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 The score is 12-10 to Europe. Only joking, I'm avoiding it to. Try ng to find a radio station without updates is bloody difficult. On the basis that I think I will not be able to dodge the result I am trying to keep up to date on BBC website but it is just not the same... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ned parents who let their child run up and down the bus and climb all over the seats without a care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I could weep at the rank stupidity of some folk. Clueless doesn't even begin to cover it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Don't know if anybody heard about the wee girl that fell off a balcony in Kirkcaldy and died? She was a relation of my girlfriend. Tough day yesterday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Yup affraid so, very sad story. Read a story similiar last week about a we boy i think it was who fell off a balcony also and died. I presume there is still an investigation still on the go? Between weans fucking themselves oot the windae and dog shit you don't have your sorrows to seek. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Fireworks going off the now It's your lucky day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 The female Sous Chef on Masterchef The Professional. What a sour pussed cow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Poor quality copy dvd's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I thought my lecture was at 12 today and its actually at 1. So I'm stuck in this computer lab for the next hour pissin the flair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I'm desperate to read the Inbetweeners thread but I haven't saw last nights episode so it'll just ruin it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I'm desperate to read the Inbetweeners thread but I haven't saw last nights episode so it'll just ruin it! How about I bring the temptation even CLOSER Inbetweeners Shame on you for looking. Have more restraint....I thought you were better than that. scumbag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 That Tangfastics advert is starting to get on my tits again. I saw it the other day for the first time in a while. You know the one where they are stood outside the church for the wedding photos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Well this afternoon I left my place of work and travelled along to the shops just along from love street, you know the ones next to the cosmos chip shop. I go into the shop buy my things then come back out, only to be greeted by a complete tinky looking jakeball wearing a fc porto tracksuit from years back and a big b*****d coolbag. "awrite er big chap wanty buy some bacon". I was taken completely off guard by this. Normally I just plain ignore the trampy residents of my hometown but bacon I was intrigued. "What"? I replied. Said tink smiles, or what would have been a smile if he had any fucking teeth, opens his coolbag and pulls out a packet of bacon. "It's payoor gid stuff big chap, a fed it to ma wean is mornin man!" This amazed me. Not only did the man actually have bacon in this coolbag and was trying to sell it to the general public but this jake was also a father. I don't know which worried me more. I politely declined and drove back to work. So there we have it. My PTTGOYN of the day was local entrepreneurs with poor image and sales pitch. Manky c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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