Guest The Phoenix Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Further update at 10pm now Far too long, I've already dug up the patio in preparation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 This Virgin being down is doing my nut in. Watching some pish on ITV The Cube and the contestant is a complete bell end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 This Virgin being down is doing my nut in. Watching some pish on ITV The Cube and the contestant is a complete bell end. Lucky barsteward, I've not even got access to council telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Sounds like a good excuse for a w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 (edited) Sounds like a good excuse for a w**k. At my age? Edited September 26, 2010 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 At my age? Definite rigor mortis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 At my age? You ay go on about how old you are, but you've got a son about my age and my dad is 63, so you don't seem like that much of a auld codger to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Lucky barsteward, I've not even got access to council telly. Now You Have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 (edited) Phoenix if you're that bored you could always pop over to our house, there's still some hoovering needing done. If not does anyone else want to do my housework? Edited September 26, 2010 by Middleton Mouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Definite rigor mortis. AKA A Stiffy? You ay go on about how old you are, but you've got a son about my age and my dad is 63, so you don't seem like that much of a auld codger to me. Cheers Fudge, I'm a bit younger than your Dad and still very active. I bet you wouldn't want your Dad posting he was having a ham shank, though? Now You Have Legend. Phoenix if you're that bored you could always pop over to our house, there's still some hoovering needing done. If not does anyone else want to do my housework? GET THAT LAZY USELESS FECKER OFF HIS FAT ARSE AND MAKE HIM DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 LOL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 My job. I need a wee career change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 My job. I need a wee career change. Come and work with me, easy access to hard drugs, prostitutes and very little pay. You even run a much higher chance of being assualted at work as well. I wouldn't swap it for all the tea in China..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Come and work with me, easy access to hard drugs, prostitutes and very little pay. You even run a much higher chance of being assualted at work as well. I wouldn't swap it for all the tea in China..... Kiwififer is a pimp?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Kiwififer is a pimp?! I should add, all within a 5 min drive from Easter Road.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I should add, all within a 5 min drive from Easter Road.... You can take the boy out of Methil... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 You can take the boy out of Methil... Pfft, Methilhill! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I'm absolutely choking for a pish but someone's in the shower! *clamps eyes on empty Irn-Bru bottle* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I'm absolutely choking for a pish but someone's in the shower! *clamps eyes on empty Irn-Bru bottle* As an experienced away bus user, get something 2 litre. 750ml may result in overflow..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 As an experienced away bus user, get something 2 litre. 750ml may result in overflow..... nothing like the panic that ensues as the neck start to narrow and your still in full flow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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