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I'm sorry that was insensitive of me, I hear the beer in the Czech Republic is terrible and really expensive.

Contrary to Homer Simpson's famous saying, beer isn't always the solution to life's problems. I can't see cheap beer making up for having to be rescued from your house by the fire brigade in an inflatable boat (note: not me).

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Contrary to Homer Simpson's famous saying, beer isn't always the solution to life's problems. I can't see cheap beer making up for having to be rescued from your house by the fire brigade in an inflatable boat (note: not me).

You are no fun at all.

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Took my girlfriend away for the weekend since it was her birthday, I've just had a look at my bank account after it. Oh dear.

You got her fingered though aye?

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I had some furniture delivered to me this morining, and all the boxes had 'FRAME' printed on them. I was thinking 'how can these all be part of the bed frame and if they are, where's my other stuff?' before it dawned on me they all had that lable because it's my surname.

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I had some furniture delivered to me this morining, and all the boxes had 'FRAME' printed on them. I was thinking 'how can these all be part of the bed frame and if they are, where's my other stuff?' before it dawned on me they all had that lable because it's my surname.

:lol: World Class!

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I had some furniture delivered to me this morining, and all the boxes had 'FRAME' printed on them. I was thinking 'how can these all be part of the bed frame and if they are, where's my other stuff?' before it dawned on me they all had that lable because it's my surname.

Fudge Frame sounds like a gay porn star.

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Sky Sports News is coming off Freeview, bolloks! :angry:

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This fucking cold.

I'm alright sitting up, but I swear, every time I lie down, I start spluttering and hacking really violently. Its making sleep somewhat difficult. :angry:

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