xbl Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Catastrophic computer failure. Of the catastrophic kind. Currently desperately recovering data from the hard drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Catastrophic computer failure. Of the catastrophic kind. Currently desperately recovering data from the hard drive. Why can't you just log into YouPorn and start all over again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Why can't you just log into YouPorn and start all over again? 'Cos then he'd have arms like Popeye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 When I order a steak in a restaurant, all I want is the steak with appropriate sauce and some chips, proper man food. I don't want salad. If I wanted something healthy I'd have ordered it. So please don't put a giant pile of mutant watercress on my plate to take up space. If you're skimping on portion sizes, just give me a smaller plate. Thanks. Why don't you just ask for no salad when ordering then? Personally I like the salad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Random router drop outs have started again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 My Back is bothering me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 My Back is bothering me. You think that's bad? My Mozart is in the huff. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I went into Broadwood today to buy my ticket for the Rangers friendly. I was sporting a Clyde top as I was going to play football aswell. "Ticket for the Clyde-Rangers friendly please?" "What end?" Idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Fucking divebombing seagulls. That's twice now. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Did I have my jumper on? Oops! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) Great game of 5s but if my leg dosent have a massive bruise come tomorrow it will be a minor miracle. Edited July 15, 2010 by Dazzle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I've also burst my foot clean open, it was a bit rough tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 My son has been fined for drinking in public But he has not had the guts to tell me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 The kids won't go to sleep. I need my bed as iv got a 14 hour shift tommorow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 My son has been fined for drinking in public But he has not had the guts to tell me A serious grounding is on the cards then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 My son has been fined for drinking in public But he has not had the guts to tell me Who told you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 A serious grounding is on the cards then He doesn't stay with,He is 17 anyway and i am not bothered about the drinking but i have told him loads of time don't drink with his mates out and about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Who told you? His sister let it slip today when she phoned me,He doesn't know that she told me and i will not drop her in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Having watched The Silence on BBC for four nights it just kind of finished - with you making an assumption as to what happens. Disappointed as it was cracking right up until the end... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 He doesn't stay with,He is 17 anyway and i am not bothered about the drinking but i have told him loads of time don't drink with his mates out and about. Och he'll have been trying to get his nat king off some youngster doon the park, at least he never caved someone's skull in wi a chib - every cloud? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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