Thundermonkey Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 If anyone stumbles across the Air Diego design being sold by an 'itorossian' please let me know. He's a fucker from Illinois who has stolen the design and is selling it on the US Spreadshirt site. I'm in the process of destroying him but as I sell it on a couple of sites it's not hard to imagine he may too. Silly twat doesn't realise I sell it on Spreadshirt as well. He hasn't even changed the title of the shirt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 You know you are getting old when it's your little sisters 30th tonight . Another thing is, getting ready to head through to Edinburgh for the party ie, dropping wean back at her mums, having a bite to eat, getting showered, shaved etc. You come down the stairs and ask "where's Dad?". Reply is he went for a pint. We leave in 15 mins and he aint back yet and he still has to get ready. I think I must know your sister.... Just trying to remember which one of the girls had their 30th last weekend. Yet another positive job lead comes to nothing. If I were a lemming I'd be typing "cliffs edge" into my sat nav Chin up bro, something will come up. My nag, f'cking weddings and mothers who just want to cause hassle. Surprisingly, it's not the mother in law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundermonkey Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 My wedding plans went smoothly because my Mum was living in Saudi Arabia at the time and my mother in law was in the middle of a tedious divorce. The only hassles we had were two weeks before when my parents came home and tried to take over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 My wedding plans went smoothly because my Mum was living in Saudi Arabia at the time and my mother in law was in the middle of a tedious divorce. The only hassles we had were two weeks before when my parents came home and tried to take over. My parents are in Scotland, her parents are in New Zealand and we're in the Middle East. Recipe for disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 My parents are in Scotland, her parents are in New Zealand and we're in the Middle East. Recipe for disaster. Tell them all to f**k off or youll get married in vegas by elvis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Tell them all to f**k off or youll get married in vegas by elvis Don't tempt me, at one point I was all for fucking off and getting married on a beach in Bali. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Because its a British team at the World Cup by Vectron. Surely you agree that by Vectron's flashdance, the importance of the British football team is paramount for a loyal Brit like yourself? Aye, and you can fuck off too, Tartan Twat. And don't even think about replying "Point for Tartan, Point for craven Scotch, and by Vectron's fat eunuch friend a slight on the Fuhrer Salmond too" because your agenda is horrendous, arguably worse than some of my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Aye, and you can f**k off too, Tartan Twat. And don't even think about replying "Point for Tartan, Point for craven Scotch, and by Vectron's fat eunuch friend a slight on the Fuhrer Salmond too" because your agenda is horrendous, arguably worse than some of my own. I'd just have called him a c**t and be done with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I'd just have called him a c**t and be done with it. But where'd be the fun in that?... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Aye, and you can fuck off too, Tartan Twat. And don't even think about replying "Point for Tartan, Point for craven Scotch, and by Vectron's fat eunuch friend a slight on the Fuhrer Salmond too" because your agenda is horrendous, arguably worse than some of my own. 'Sake man! Have you been battering in aboot the wine gums this morning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 'Sake man! Have you been battering in aboot the wine gums this morning? I have absolutely no idea what this means, but I laughed at it anyway... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 'Sake man! Have you been battering in aboot the wine gums this morning? Telt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 'Sake man! Have you been battering in aboot the wine gums this morning? I have absolutely no idea what this means, but I laughed at it anyway... Fuxake, the implication is is that you are so "fragile" and innocent you would become intoxicated on a Maynards Wine Gum thus leading to the spouting of the vitriolic, "stream-of-consciousness", anti-Scottish banalities prevelant in your earlier post. Or... ..are you PISHED?!?!?! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Fuxake, the implication is is that you are so "fragile" and innocent you would become intoxicated on a Maynards Wine Gum thus leading to the spouting of the vitriolic, "stream-of-consciousness", anti-Scottish banalities prevelant in your earlier post. Or... ..are you PISHED?!?!?! Fair enough. Doesn't change Vectron's horrific anti-English agenda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Ah, Nick_BCFC is viewing... I eagerly anticipate the "haw pube head, yer a wee specky virgin" contribution for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Aye, and you can f**k off too, Tartan Twat. And don't even think about replying "Point for Tartan, Point for craven Scotch, and by Vectron's fat eunuch friend a slight on the Fuhrer Salmond too" because your agenda is horrendous, arguably worse than some of my own. Point for Tartan Point for craven Scotch Point for Salmond = Nazi by Vectron Point for Point for Tartan Point for personal abuse by Vectron Point for Point for craven Scotch in Vectron's name By Vectron, I love seeing your confused agenda, do you heart the English or not? We're all part of one United Kingdom under Vectron, surely the fortunes of a British team are paramount to you by Vectron? Tell me by Vectron's catering contract out to tender, in what way is my "agenda", to use your term, worse than yours? -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Point for Tartan Point for craven Scotch Point for Salmond = Nazi by Vectron Point for Point for Tartan Point for personal abuse by Vectron Point for Point for craven Scotch in Vectron's name By Vectron, I love seeing your confused agenda, do you heart the English or not? We're all part of one United Kingdom under Vectron, surely the fortunes of a British team are paramount to you by Vectron? Tell me by Vectron's catering contract out to tender, in what way is my "agenda", to use your term, worse than yours? Reread the post you've just supplied and frankly my only necessary response is "nuff said" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Point for Tartan Point for craven Scotch Point for Salmond = Nazi by Vectron Point for Point for Tartan Point for personal abuse by Vectron Point for Point for craven Scotch in Vectron's name By Vectron, I love seeing your confused agenda, do you heart the English or not? We're all part of one United Kingdom under Vectron, surely the fortunes of a British team are paramount to you by Vectron? Tell me by Vectron's catering contract out to tender, in what way is my "agenda", to use your term, worse than yours? You're a c'nt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 You're a c'nt. You're better than me at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 A pretty nasty hangover going on here. I also (literally) bumped into Limmy last night, however, I don't know if that's a petty thing that gets on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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