An Sionnach Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I'll be arriving in Glasgow in mid Aug and departing mid Sep. Hopefully Kilt will have sorted this pish out by then so I my private limo can pick me up from outside the terminal exit. That's a matter for Raynesway Building and BAA, not me! I was looking for you yesterday morning, but I suspect having flown back in at 07:30 I was just that wee bit too early. I assume you must get quite a few folk coming up to you saying "are you Kilt fae P & B?" You're havin' a laff if you expect me to be at work at stoopid o'clock! Monday to Friday, 9-5, that's me. Thanks for looking out though. I trust my colleagues on the desks were courteous and professional. Tell me if they weren't..... Kilt, look for a group of guys in Portugal tops. I'm the one with "CLEMINHO" "CUNTO" and the number 69 on the back. Oh...............dear..................gods.................. Fixed it for you, BTW... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I think I'm arriving back in Glasgow on either the 2nd or 3rd of July, so I'll keep my eyes open for the Kilted one. I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave above. 2nd July, possibly. 3rd July not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Kilt, was there any need for that? I'll remember to punch you in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Wow, you've cleverly twisted your surname to sound like a Brazillian footballer and put the number 69 on your shirt - LIKE A 69'ER. HAHAHA. I wish I was cool like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Kilt, was there any need for that? I'll remember to punch you in the face. Yes. I see groups of lads and lasses in "comedy" T-shirts leaving for Arrecife, Malaga, Faro, Ibiza and suchlike every single day during the summer. It's banal and tedious and I loathe the sight of them. And, if you try to punch me in the face, I shall have a wee word with my friends on the desk behind me, Strathclyde Police and Special Branch. Then my colleagues in Customs, where it will be a pleasure to watch you undergo a full strip and body cavity examination. I can even arrange for the pictures to be posted up here! Have a nice day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 (edited) Yes. I see groups of lads and lasses in "comedy" T-shirts leaving for Arrecife, Malaga, Faro, Ibiza and suchlike every single day during the summer. It's banal and tedious and I loathe the sight of them. I couldnt agree with this part more. Waste of money and they make you look like fuds, no offence TwisteH... Edited June 2, 2010 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Going to court tomorrow, hopefully this will be the end of the maniacs objections. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yes. I see groups of lads and lasses in "comedy" T-shirts leaving for Arrecife, Malaga, Faro, Ibiza and suchlike every single day during the summer. It's banal and tedious and I loathe the sight of them. And, if you try to punch me in the face, I shall have a wee word with my friends on the desk behind me, Strathclyde Police and Special Branch. Then my colleagues in Customs, where it will be a pleasure to watch you undergo a full strip and body cavity examination. I can even arrange for the pictures to be posted up here! Have a nice day! For some reason, I can imagine this happening. I bet it'd be a pleasure watching a full strip though eh ya dirty auld pervert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Kilt, look for a group of guys in Portugal tops. I'm the one with "CLEMINHO" and the number 69 on the back. You're more of a douschebag than I thought you were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I get back into Glasgow late on the 19th, I fear however that Kilt will be preparing for a solstice fire-dance festival. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 You're more of a douschebag than I thought you were. Is that possible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Thanks for looking out though. I trust my colleagues on the desks were courteous and professional. Tell me if they weren't..... Yes, they were efficient although a bit on the dour side. Longest queue I've seen there though, but it moved quite quickly especially when the Yanks off the Philadelphia flight all went to the left once we got out of the pier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I'm not going on holiday til September but I'll happily join the queue of Kilt-bashing for when I get back into Glasgow. So anyway: I'm at the local shop this morning to post a few letters. As I'm walking up the main street this guy draws up in a silver van, rolls down the window, and asks if I wanted a mattress. Me being me, I always say 'yes' to these kind of things, and I always end up in outrageous situations. He gets out the van and gestures for me to go round the back. At this point I realise that the potential of a kidnapping is quite severe, but being a polite wee soul, I agreed. He opens the back door of the van, and the thing is packed to the gunnels with mattresses. He gives me the spiel about prices/sizes etc. I'm not really taking the information in as I'm still stunned at how you can fit so many mattresses into a Mercedes van. He asks if I'd like a mattress, and of course, I say yes. (It's frightening how I can't say 'no' to simple situations). So here I am, not a penny to my name, clinging onto my overdraft, agreeing to purchase a king-size mattress costing £600. Thank f**k he never got out a contract of any sort because I would've ended up signing the bugger. My genius prevailed though as I gave him a dud phone number and a dud address (I told him I actually lived in Dunfermline, but was in Hill of Beath for work ). Eventually after 20 minutes of heated negotiations, for something I a) didn't even want, and b) couldn't even afford, I sent him on his way, and he said he'd phone later, drop it off, and arrange payment. I'm a fruitcake when it comes to thing like this. But my guess is the guy is a bit dodgy, seeing as he's stopping random people on the street asking to buy mattresses out of his van. Was a cool experience nonetheless though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I'm not going on holiday til September but I'll happily join the queue of Kilt-bashing for when I get back into Glasgow. So anyway: I'm at the local shop this morning to post a few letters. As I'm walking up the main street this guy draws up in a silver van, rolls down the window, and asks if I wanted a mattress. Me being me, I always say 'yes' to these kind of things, and I always end up in outrageous situations. He gets out the van and gestures for me to go round the back. At this point I realise that the potential of a kidnapping is quite severe, but being a polite wee soul, I agreed. He opens the back door of the van, and the thing is packed to the gunnels with mattresses. He gives me the spiel about prices/sizes etc. I'm not really taking the information in as I'm still stunned at how you can fit so many mattresses into a Mercedes van. He asks if I'd like a mattress, and of course, I say yes. (It's frightening how I can't say 'no' to simple situations). So here I am, not a penny to my name, clinging onto my overdraft, agreeing to purchase a king-size mattress costing £600. Thank f**k he never got out a contract of any sort because I would've ended up signing the bugger. My genius prevailed though as I gave him a dud phone number and a dud address (I told him I actually lived in Dunfermline, but was in Hill of Beath for work ). Eventually after 20 minutes of heated negotiations, for something I a) didn't even want, and b) couldn't even afford, I sent him on his way, and he said he'd phone later, drop it off, and arrange payment. I'm a fruitcake when it comes to thing like this. But my guess is the guy is a bit dodgy, seeing as he's stopping random people on the street asking to buy mattresses out of his van. Was a cool experience nonetheless though. :lol::lol: I LOVE YOU BLAIR <3 <3 <3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Kilt, look for a group of guys in Portugal tops. I'm the one with "CLEMINHO" and the number 69 on the back. What a bunch of fuds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Britians Got Talent The backing dancers form the madonna 'dancer' and the irish jig looked like they had more talent about them the entrants did. Why am i even watching this show? Why am i even pissed off about something so pathetic? Grr... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Britians Got Talent The backing dancers form the madonna 'dancer' and the irish jig looked like they had more talent about them the entrants did. Why am i even watching this show? Why am i even pissed off about something so pathetic? Grr... You know you love it.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 You know you love it.... I do, it's pathetic. It's just some of the acts have been so awful of late. I dont remember it being this bad last year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 The suits that come into your work..what a pain..we can all do our jobs,we are ahead of budget...so please fek off and leave us alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 The weather is not looking good for the next two weeks. Two dry days. I was looking forward to spending the world cup in the beergardens but that might not happen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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