the jambo-rocker Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 People who drive out of a junction knowing fine well that i'm going to have to break hard to let them in. Had he waited 5 seconds he would have had all the time in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Bank holidays are great but i am going to be so busy at work tomorrow it is unreal Bank holidays are great but I am so busy at work today it is unreal! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 People who drive out of a junction knowing fine well that i'm going to have to break hard to let them in. Had he waited 5 seconds he would have had all the time in the world. Agreed, and worse are the ones that do it when it's been raining, increasing the braking/touching cloth equation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 baked tattie with beans for lunch,white top 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Kay Burleigh on SKY News right now.... what a fuckin sell out. Those 9 folk that died and she keeps firing silly questions to a guy who works for a charity to help those in the Gaza Strip. "Do you think the British government were justified in their stance?". What a Murdoch Muppet she is. I detest Kay Burleigh, fuckin boot that she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 I detest Kay Burleigh, fuckin boot that she is. Not being a SkyNews afficianado, I was going to contest that statement - then I GoogleImage'd her... ...oh dearie me..... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Not being a SkyNews afficianado, I was going to contest that statement - then I GoogleImage'd her... ...oh dearie me..... They must really pile on the make up when she is working. And it's in HD to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I made the silly mistake of trying to walk home from East Kilbride at 2 in the morning and ended up going to sleep for a few hours in a cheeky little forest. What a jakey p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 If you are coming to Glasgow Airport, allow an additional 15 minutes travelling time when you arrive to negotiate your way through the new automatic barrier traffic filter system. Oh how the taxi and bus drivers are loving it..... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 How am I supposed to efficently arrange a scheduled meeting if nobody tells me the correct date and venue to stage it! It is now on this friday now, not the following week. Terrific, honestly! I havent even had the time to write up an agenda for it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 (edited) My thigh is still fucked! Note to everyone: if you are planning on showing off whilst drunk and attempt to put your leg behind your head, do fucking hunners of stretches before it. I'm so stecky its unreal. I can bearly sit at a 90 degree angle. Even when sitting at the tele I still find some way to contort my back in weird shapes. Edited June 2, 2010 by The Hero of the Day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Flat upstairs has started to use our balcony as an ashtray. Every morning the balcony is covered in cigarette ash, can only be coming from above. So rather than using an ashtray the dirty fuckers are just flicking the ash over the side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 If you are coming to Glasgow Airport, allow an additional 15 minutes travelling time when you arrive to negotiate your way through the new automatic barrier traffic filter system. Oh how the taxi and bus drivers are loving it..... They've no fucking changed it again have they? Every time I fly back it seems to be different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Where at Glasgow Airport do you work again Kilt? Might give you a cheeky wave if you're lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 They've no fucking changed it again have they? Every time I fly back it seems to be different. They now have two channels for authorised vehicles - one for taxi's and one for buses, delivery vans etc. Only one channel wasn't working this morning so all the taxi's were queue jumping the bus lane. Hence a 10 minute wait to get through to the bus drop off, which was longer than it took the bus to get to the airport from Paisley! There is another split to divert private vehicles into Car Park 2 at the front of the terminal or round by the Holiday Inn. It's organised chaos! Where at Glasgow Airport do you work again Kilt? Might give you a cheeky wave if you're lucky. !st floor international pier and the arrivals hall. I'll only see you're coming back, unless you let me know which outbound flight you're going on and I can say hello in the departures lounge.* *NB if you are part of a boorish lads/stag do party, you will not see me for dust! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 They've no fucking changed it again have they? Every time I fly back it seems to be different. I'll be arriving in Glasgow in mid Aug and departing mid Sep. Hopefully Kilt will have sorted this pish out by then so I my private limo can pick me up from outside the terminal exit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 !st floor international pier and the arrivals hall. I'll only see you're coming back, unless you let me know which outbound flight you're going on and I can say hello in the departures lounge.* I was looking for you yesterday morning, but I suspect having flown back in at 07:30 I was just that wee bit too early. I assume you must get quite a few folk coming up to you saying "are you Kilt fae P & B?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Kilt, look for a group of guys in Portugal tops. I'm the one with "CLEMINHO" and the number 69 on the back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I think I'm arriving back in Glasgow on either the 2nd or 3rd of July, so I'll keep my eyes open for the Kilted one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Kilt, look for a group of guys in Portugal tops. I'm the one with "CLEMINHO" and the number 69 on the back. Wow, you've cleverly twisted your surname to sound like a Brazillian footballer and put the number 69 on your shirt - LIKE A 69'ER. HAHAHA. I wish I was cool like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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