xbl Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 just see it as a donation back to the taxman,that will cheer you up Sod the taxman, I want to take them for everything they've got! :: sobs :: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Be that as it may, there is absolutely no chance I will wake up with a poisinous tarantula/snake/insect of some sort creeping about in my bed tonight. Let's be honest, there's no chance of you waking up with anything crawling about in your bed! Och,c'mon - someone had to, it may as well be me! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Women who go swimming with their make up on!! I was at Leith Water World at the weekend and there was an orange faced monster with white eye make up all over the place tutting when anyone dared to splash her above the nipples. Get to f**k and do without your make up for an hour or so, you were a beast anyway so no-one was interested (other than me ). How on earth did this post get past the p&b smutty innuendo detectors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Let's be honest, there's no chance of you waking up with anything crawling about in your bed! Och,c'mon - someone had to, it may as well be me! I should fucking hope not, if my bird takes it upon herself to wake me up by crawling about in the night she can jolly well sleep on the couch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Be that as it may, there is absolutely no chance I will wake up with a poisinous tarantula/snake/insect of some sort creeping about in my bed tonight. Should try getting a sleep in my flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 (edited) Football Manager 2008. I'm Bayer Leverkusen. I'm playing at home to Roma. 3 minutes til half-time. Here's how the commentary went: Corner kick taken by Barnetta. Headed away and cleared by Mexes. The ball ricochets off Lukas Sinkiewicz!!! GOAL!!! A disastrous own goal by Lukas Sinkiewicz!!! Bayer trail Roma 2-0. What's all that about? Edited March 31, 2010 by Bibby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Football training is on tonight. I was so sure it would be off. Its going to be cold, wet and very unpleasant. Great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Got a pizza on the way back from the battleship cruiser last night and now there's jalapenos all over my bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Families!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Watching Men Behaving Badly from 1996. Someone buys a pint of lager, and it costs: 96p. NINETY SIX PENCE! How the bloody farting gypsy is it costing three times as much, in just 14 years? And that's London prices, too. The GOVERNMENT, thats how. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Be that as it may, there is absolutely no chance I will wake up with a poisinous tarantula/snake/insect of some sort creeping about in my bed tonight. wrong country mate, there's nothing that will bite/sting/eat you here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Got an absence, need to wait eight days for the tooth to come out and the antibiotics are not helping much Fml. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Got an absence, need to wait eight days for the tooth to come out and the antibiotics are not helping much Fml. Relevance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Relevance? I think he means "abscess". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Watching Men Behaving Badly from 1996. Someone buys a pint of lager, and it costs: 96p. NINETY SIX PENCE! How the bloody farting gypsy is it costing three times as much, in just 14 years? And that's London prices, too. That sounds too cheap to me. I'm pretty certain pints were about £1.50 back then. The cheapest I can remember paying is 91p which was in Glasgow Tech Student's Union (now Caledonian Uni) in 1990. f**k! I'm getting old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I think he means "abscess". Aye, that's the one. I should really start listening to the dentist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I think he means "abscess". I know, i was just being a loser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 My Mums fake English accent when she is on the phone to her sister in Essex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Watching Men Behaving Badly from 1996. Someone buys a pint of lager, and it costs: 96p. NINETY SIX PENCE! How the bloody farting gypsy is it costing three times as much, in just 14 years? And that's London prices, too. Bollocks, when I started drinking in 1988, the price of a pint had just gone over a pound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I hate Phil Tufnell and his "geezerness". The man's a cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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