monkeyblair Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Women who go swimming with their make up on!! I was at Leith Water World at the weekend and there was an orange faced monster with white eye make up all over the place tutting when anyone dared to splash her above the nipples. Get to f**k and do without your make up for an hour or so, you were a beast anyway so no-one was interested (other than me ). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Dear Sky TV, f**k YOU. That is all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Dear Sky TV, f**k YOU. That is all. I'll second that, just off the phone with them there, what a bunch of brain dead idiots! Sky idiot - "Yes Sir, the money will be credited to your account next month." Adam Wee - "That's great, but I wasn't calling about that..." Sky idiot - "Yes I understand, but the £25.50 will be taken off your next bill." Adam Wee "That's fine, I don't care about that!" Sky idiot - "Is there anything else I can help you with?" Adam Wee - *bashes head against computer desk* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Only idiots work in Sky call centres. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I am working on my CV because I leave school in a month's time, and I really have nothing to write about... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I am working on my CV because I leave school in a month's time, and I really have nothing to write about... Just say you're good at creative writing, then go nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Just say you're good at creative writing, then go nuts. I was looking through something I had to do in third year called "Go Create". You just had to fill a jotter with creative writing pieces by the end of the school year, and hand it to the teacher. Some of what I wrote was mental. I don't know what was going through my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Only idiots work in Sky call centres. I wonder who'll respond first - Dickson or Andy?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Women who go swimming with their make up on!! I was at Leith Water World at the weekend and there was an orange faced monster with white eye make up all over the place tutting when anyone dared to splash her above the nipples. Get to f**k and do without your make up for an hour or so, you were a beast anyway so no-one was interested (other than me ). I thought that place closed down years ago, used to go when I was a Guide and we went on our annual trip to Edinburgh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I thought that place closed down years ago, used to go when I was a Guide and we went on our annual trip to Edinburgh! It did close down yonks a go, but I think it re-opened, also quite a while a go! I havn't been in absolute AGES but I used to love the place when I was a kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Now now g_spot, you'll be ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 The snow. I've had enough already. Its all white, but it'll be total slush by tomorrow. Not much chance of football this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Can't afford to go to Defqon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Can't afford to go to Defqon. The people of the United States won't know if an attack is imminent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Pardon, Monsieur? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 The snow. I've had enough already. Its all white, but it'll be total slush by tomorrow. Not much chance of football this weekend. Good Jonathon Woss impression, MMSM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 The fact I'm so fuckin cold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Good Jonathon Woss impression, MMSM. Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Wayne rooney got injured,i wonder which news channel will be the first to have a foot specialist on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 It is fucking freezing in my work as the heating has went completely on the blink. I would need to google it to be sure but Im about 90% certain the temperature is under the legal working limit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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