MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Well, if you think like that yes, but the way Kirkcaldy station is, you could sit on the benches, wait for the rest of the people to go through then casually walk round the corner then over the fence. If you're right I'll buy you a pint at 5s. You've been watching too much of the real hustle! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Well, if you think like that yes, but the way Kirkcaldy station is, you could sit on the benches, wait for the rest of the people to go through then casually walk round the corner then over the fence. ...Or if it were that easy, he could just do it straight away instead of sitting for five minutes like a tit. It's First Scotrail, not Mossad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Can't be arsed with coaching tonight, and it's pissing of rain. I'm shattered, and I also have toothache. Bah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 If you're right I'll buy you a pint at 5s. You've been watching too much of the real hustle! Instead of buying him a pint you could just buy a ticket... I must have missed the episode of real hustle when they con everyone by simply jumping over a fence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 If you're right I'll buy you a pint at 5s. You've been watching too much of the real hustle! Smirnoff Ice please... ...Or if it were that easy, he could just do it straight away instead of sitting for five minutes like a tit. It's First Scotrail, not Mossad. Would look more suspicious I reckon. Instead of buying him a pint you could just buy a ticket... I must have missed the episode of real hustle when they con everyone by simply jumping over a fence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Would look more suspicious I reckon. Given that he's already on the other side of the fence - what are they going to do about it? Send hired goons to track him to his house and smother him with a pillow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I cut my finger open this morning trying to remove a PCI blanking plate. It's right on the tip of my right index finger, which is seriously affecting my typing abilities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Managed 5-10 minutes on the cycling machine at 90-95% heart rate at the gym today. But my inexperience at pushing myself that hard led me to spewing in the toilets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Managed 5-10 minutes on the cycling machine at 90-95% heart rate at the gym today. But my inexperience at pushing myself that hard led me to spewing in the toilets 5 or 10 which was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 When you slow down to let someone out at a junction, flash your lights then realise the stupid thick twats aren't looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Those 'im a PC' adverts. No youre not a PC, youre a waste of space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Ignorant fucks who have no awareness of people around them while walking on the street, walking round the supermarkets etc. Yep, nothing worse. Whilst at Tesco ealier doing the weekly shop there was a couple of coffin dodgers walking side by side in front of us at a really slow pace, showing no consideration for anyone else. Looking back, it's almost always older people that are guilty of this sort of behaviour. Stop being so selfish, you ignorant cuntnuggets! Ah, that feels so much better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Yep, nothing worse. Whilst at Tesco ealier doing the weekly shop there was a couple of coffin dodgers walking side by side in front of us at a really slow pace, showing no consideration for anyone else. Looking back, it's almost always older people that are guilty of this sort of behaviour. Stop being so selfish, you ignorant cuntnuggets! Ah, that feels so much better. you should start at the wrong end of the supermarket if you know what i mean that really pisses them off as you go out of sync for going up and down the aisles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 When you slow down to let someone out at a junction, flash your lights then realise the stupid thick twats aren't looking. Why not just stick to the fucking rules? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 When some hopeless moistened glaikit bint flashes you to go at a junction in her pishy little 998cc rollerskate excuse for a vehicle not realising you can't go because of the traffic going the other way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Why not just stick to the fucking rules? Because I'm fucking nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Yep, nothing worse. Whilst at Tesco ealier doing the weekly shop there was a couple of coffin dodgers walking side by side in front of us at a really slow pace, showing no consideration for anyone else. Looking back, it's almost always older people that are guilty of this sort of behaviour. Stop being so selfish, you ignorant cuntnuggets! Ah, that feels so much better. Very Monster-esque! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Trains that miss out stations. Love 'em, makes my journey home so much quicker. In fact, it'd be better if they just demolished the stops at Lenzie and Bishopbriggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Because I'm fucking nice. Not to the fucking people behind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 (edited) having to work a friday night till 9 then in at 8 tomorrow. I feel like I never leave this place also I am skint and want a chinese tonight no chance Edited March 26, 2010 by thistleburd1876 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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