Jambo Stu Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 It's spring time and therefore our wee boy bunny rabbit keeps trying to hump his girlfriend bunny rabbit. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't insist on humping her the wrong way round (i.e. mounting her head instead of her rear). I asked advice on a rabbit care forum and apparently if she gets really fed up with him she'll simply bite it. It's reminding me of the story about the policewoman having someones "wee man" thrust in her face maybe she should have done that as well. Wish I hadn't eaten that cheese before bed after reading this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 It's spring time and therefore our wee boy bunny rabbit keeps trying to hump his girlfriend bunny rabbit. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't insist on humping her the wrong way round (i.e. mounting her head instead of her rear). I asked advice on a rabbit care forum and apparently if she gets really fed up with him she'll simply bite it. It's reminding me of the story about the policewoman having someones "wee man" thrust in her face maybe she should have done that as well. Couple on our street have a dog and a rabbit, the dog was humping the rabbit so they got the rabbit dressed incase it fell pregnant Morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Couple on our street have a dog and a rabbit, the dog was humping the rabbit so they got the rabbit dressed incase it fell pregnant Morons. I know. Who wouldn't want a half-dog, half-rabbit baby! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Everybody that dies seem to be a perfect gentlemen, or had a cracking sense of humour. My experiences is that the world is full of miserable bastards, when do they all die? Similarly if a teenager in a sink estate dies in a car crash or something they're always portrayed as the greatest human alive who not only healed the sick with a mere glance but also could stop speeding bullets with a sneeze, were lovely to their granny, walked all the local pensioners dugs and helped the infirm across busy roads. In reality, once you see the photo of them (usually at a party wearing a shell suit and clutching a bottle of Buckfast) you immediately realise that the state benefit ( and possibly prison) system's workload has just been reduced by one statistic for the next 50 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Similarly if a teenager in a sink estate dies in a car crash or something they're always portrayed as the greatest human alive who not only healed the sick with a mere glance but also could stop speeding bullets with a sneeze, were lovely to their granny, walked all the local pensioners dugs and helped the infirm across busy roads. In reality, once you see the photo of them (usually at a party wearing a shell suit and clutching a bottle of Buckfast) you immediately realise that the state benefit ( and possibly prison) system's workload has just been reduced by one statistic for the next 50 years. Indeed. Spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Yes! Why is this? Could a posh person please exlpain? It's not true. Posh folk call their parents, Sir and Mother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 It's not true. Posh folk call their parents, Sir and Mother. or father and auntie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I just had the argument to end all arguments with my parents. Doesn't look like I'll be going back to visit them in the Summer, or for a quite a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I just had the argument to end all arguments with my parents. Doesn't look like I'll be going back to visit them in the Summer, or for a quite a while. How much heroin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 How much heroin? It was the meth that did it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 My dad and sister are at the game tonight :( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 It was the meth that did it. Ith that all? Then clean your room you thilly thauthage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Ith that all? Then clean your room you thilly thauthage. Very good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 91st minute equalisers that bust my fucking coupons!!!!!!! AAAARRRRGGHHHHH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cj20 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Alloa scoring in injury time...again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Alloa scoring in injury time...again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Alloa scoring in injury time...again. Mark of champions I'm afraid guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cj20 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Mark of champions I'm afraid guys. True, sadly. Still, there's always the chance we get you lot in the playoff final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 True, sadly. Still, there's always the chance we get you lot in the playoff final. I'd like Cowdenbeath to come up, so hopefully we'll be avoiding the play-offs. I'm rather worried about our current position, though. They can't score last minute goals forever, just win the damn league instead, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cj20 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I'd like Cowdenbeath to come up, so hopefully we'll be avoiding the play-offs. I'm rather worried about our current position, though. They can't score last minute goals forever, just win the damn league instead, eh? Aye, we're trying! Hopefully you stay up and we join you there. 3 Fife teams in the First would be brilliant; 8 derby games in the season. Gets me moist just thinking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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