frazzyAKL Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 did it all come out? I remember on my last day of school some girl got her car smeered in egg and flower and silly string.... could have been worse I suppose so consider yourself lucky. Girls car got completely wrapped in Clingfilm last year, was hilarious.. until the police got involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 My car gets vandalised with tomato ketchup, tampons and underwear from i girl that i was seeing in the college car park without me even knowing about it. And now i'm supposed to be guilty for telling the bitch she was out of line for taking the 'tame' prank too far? No! f**k off!! f**k right off!!! Needless to say i wont be going near her again... That is pretty funny. Anyway, i bloody hate old firm weekends. The pubs are full of morons, the game will be pish amd i have no interest in it at all. Wont be watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 -423 Serious question, dubs - why do you feel the need? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Anyway. When a mate gets three £5 free bets for upgrading his Ladbrokes card and I get nothing. Booyaa! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 ....until one night out after a few drinks too many and a bawsack that's bigger than a spacehopper. We've all been there at some point. You know with my ebbing self-esteem, i would not be shocked at this That is pretty funny. should have known u'd have said that Did she go all the way to your college to do it? yep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I had two pints at lunch time and now I feel absolutely shattered. I'm not that old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 i was playing football with my work today at the spartans astroturf. I got sent three feet in the air for a vicious side tackle and landed right no my hip. It is absolutely painful right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 i was playing football with my work today at the spartans astroturf. I got sent three feet in the air for a vicious side tackle and landed right no my hip. It is absolutely painful right now. Get the missus to rub it better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 i was playing football with my work today at the spartans astroturf. I got sent three feet in the air for a vicious side tackle and landed right no my hip. It is absolutely painful right now. at least you haven't found yourself as the butt of an extremely unfunny prank recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I've clearly over-exerted myself in the gym today and am now struggling to move my arms. There's just no energy and strength left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Gringo Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I've clearly over-exerted myself in the gym today and am now struggling to move my arms. There's just no energy and strength left. Nae "making cyclops cry" for you tonight then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I'm supposed to be going to Starks Park for the Dundee game tomorrow for a pal's birthday, but the game is extremely unlikley to go ahead, ie no chance. So there goes a solid few hours of drinking and an away day. They're going out at night but I wasn't going to go to that anyway as I've got plans for the night. A bit gutting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 (edited) Had a fucking power cut and my Sky+ box wont switch on... it's on standby and it's doing something (there's the usual whirring noise it makes when on standby) but the fucking thing wont switch on...! What the feck am I supposed to do with myself?! EDIT - thank f**k, it's switched itself back on after 10 minutes... Edited February 26, 2010 by Reina 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frazzyAKL Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Drunk folk when you're sober. Sober folk when you're drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Jesus Christ i'm bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 This Winter......and i was supposed to be getting an office job back but there is a problem because i was made redundant,i may have to wait up to 3 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 The summer job that I was in for has had 1000 applicants. What the actual fuck? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 The summer job that I was in for has had 1000 applicants. What the actual f**k? I mate of mine is looking for work in Edinburgh and says it is terrible trying to get a job. At least i can fall back on chef work if i have to.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 (edited) Do Royal Mail have a 5 second rule in that if you don't answer your door within 5 seconds, they assume you are out? Postie knocked my door this morning when I was in the bathroom having a wash, and by the time I had got myself sorted he had written the wee slip and fucked off downstairs. I shouted on him as he was getting in his van, but he didn't hear me. Edited February 27, 2010 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Cant get signed into Ebay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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