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My bladder needs emptied, and I can't be arsed going downstairs. The window is open. Should I?

And you thought you would make a good son-in-law :blink:

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Sorry in advance for this. It's disgraceful. :(

Pick up a fishing rod, put on a red cap and piddle into the garden - everyone will be envious of your parents water feature with the gnome centrpiece. ;)

Sorry again. :(

I think your "Dave's short" jokes have jumped the shark :(

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I think your "Dave's short" jokes have jumped the shark :(

That's sort of why I included two apologies. :(

Still, you're the one pissing out of the window..... ;)

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Still, you're the one pissing out of the window..... ;)

I couldn't go through with it. Plus, going downstairs allowed me to pick up another beer :D

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I couldn't go through with it. Plus, going downstairs allowed me to pick up another beer :D

Bunking with parents, yet no fridge in your room?

Amateur. :lol:

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not being able to sleep :angry:

i have not slept 1 second this night and i feel tired but just cant get to sleep. i even ran my little brothers paper round for him at 6.30am in order to try and feel tired so i could trick my body into falling asleep and it didnt work :(

i dont know how im gonna stay awake for the next 16 hours as i have a night out to attend after the fitba

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Fog- Its possibly the pointless type of weather ever.

:lol: Genius!

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Wouldn't go that far! :lol:

Seriously though, Fog serves no purpose other than reducing your vision.

It's glorious in Dunfermline. :)

My nag - pesky children and lack of babysitters meaning I don't get to football today. Damn my brother and his wife splitting up. Damn them both!! Also, because I'm off to London on Monday meant that my husband claimed it was his turn to go even though it wasn't. :(

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Anyone/Steven near Starks Park kno what its like there?

It's so nice I think I've made the wrong turn and ended up in Bahamas :blink:

Wireless laptops are wonderful B)

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It's glorious in Dunfermline. :)

My nag - pesky children and lack of babysitters meaning I don't get to football today. Damn my brother and his wife splitting up. Damn them both!! Also, because I'm off to London on Monday meant that my husband claimed it was his turn to go even though it wasn't. :(

Ah, your coming to visit me at last!

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Ah, your coming to visit me at last!

Oh, never thought of that! I'm staying in the centre (ish) London. If you fancy a piss up, let me ken!

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Get her drunk Igor. ;):D:P

If he's paying to get me drunk he's more than welcome! However, I fully intend to be inebriated at some point during my time away. Doesn't mean I'll do anything bad though! :P

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