Latino Lover Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 f**k me - whatever next, no milk? could live without milk, the world is fucked without super bock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Somebody has just uploaded the complete Knight Rider series on a torrent site Should I........................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 To ensure I make it to Airdrie in time for the bus to Dingwall, it looks like I'll have to get a bus from Hamiton at 7.34am. What the f'ck is 7.34am?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I've found a hole in the living room carpet. Not even in a place that I can strategically place a bit of furnature over Teach the dog to sleep there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 My bladder needs emptied, and I can't be arsed going downstairs. The window is open. Should I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 My bladder needs emptied, and I can't be arsed going downstairs. The window is open. Should I? Sorry in advance for this. It's disgraceful. Pick up a fishing rod, put on a red cap and piddle into the garden - everyone will be envious of your parents water feature with the gnome centrpiece. Sorry again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 My bladder needs emptied, and I can't be arsed going downstairs. The window is open. Should I? And you thought you would make a good son-in-law 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Sorry in advance for this. It's disgraceful. Pick up a fishing rod, put on a red cap and piddle into the garden - everyone will be envious of your parents water feature with the gnome centrpiece. Sorry again. I think your "Dave's short" jokes have jumped the shark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I think your "Dave's short" jokes have jumped the shark That's sort of why I included two apologies. Still, you're the one pissing out of the window..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Still, you're the one pissing out of the window..... I couldn't go through with it. Plus, going downstairs allowed me to pick up another beer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I couldn't go through with it. Plus, going downstairs allowed me to pick up another beer Bunking with parents, yet no fridge in your room? Amateur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Bunking with parents, yet no fridge in your room?Amateur. They pay for the alcohol, that's liberty enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 They pay for the alcohol, that's liberty enough! You. Utter. Legend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 not being able to sleep i have not slept 1 second this night and i feel tired but just cant get to sleep. i even ran my little brothers paper round for him at 6.30am in order to try and feel tired so i could trick my body into falling asleep and it didnt work i dont know how im gonna stay awake for the next 16 hours as i have a night out to attend after the fitba 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 (edited) Fog- Its possibly the most pointless type of weather ever. Edited April 14, 2007 by riw89 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Fog- Its possibly the pointless type of weather ever. Genius! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Genius! Wouldn't go that far! Seriously though, Fog serves no purpose other than reducing your vision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Wouldn't go that far! Seriously though, Fog serves no purpose other than reducing your vision. It's totally glorious up the North-West end of the town, I'm considering sunbathing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 It's totally glorious up the North-West end of the town, I'm considering sunbathing. Anyone/Steven near Starks Park kno what its like there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Wouldn't go that far! Seriously though, Fog serves no purpose other than reducing your vision. It's glorious in Dunfermline. My nag - pesky children and lack of babysitters meaning I don't get to football today. Damn my brother and his wife splitting up. Damn them both!! Also, because I'm off to London on Monday meant that my husband claimed it was his turn to go even though it wasn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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