Jump to content

Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...


Recommended Posts

A friend of mine has just been diagnosed with cancer, 2 weeks after his dad died of the same cancer. Can't quite believe it :(

That's terrible.

I think everyone knows someone who has had cancer before. It's just a horrible, horrible disease. :(

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why, when you've decided that you are giving the drink a miss for a while (e.g. January for me) do those who are with you almost seem to want to make it their mission to get you to drink. Thats twice recently its really pissed me off. The old Chewin the fat "Huv a drink" sketch is so true.

What difference does it make to them that I'm on a coke? I got it bad last week at an after work short gathering on Friday and a bit lesser after the football today (i didnt even want to go to the pub but those getting a lift from me were already there)

General jist of each conversation (repeatedly);

Workmate : Whit ye having?

me :Just a Coke, I'm giving it a miss for a month - loosing some weight, working on fitness, etc

Workmate : Aye right, yer getting a lager.

me :No, seriously, Ive not drank for a few weeks now, so dont want to break my run. Anyway based on the fact I'm not drinking Ive got other stuff planned out with the kids tonight.

Workmate : Here!, barman - get him a lager

Everyone else there : oh come on tae f**k and loosen up - get a beer in

me : geez peace, eh? I just want a coke. Dont buy me a lager yer just wasting your money cos I aint drinking it.

workmate : Barman - make it a stella - this fannys taking a bit of persuading

me : dont bother. Get me a coke.

workmate : I'm buying and its a stella (to now pissed of looking barman)

me (now getting pissed off) : look, gie it a fucking rest will ye - I dont want a beer.

everyone else : f**k sake, no need to get shitty about it and drink your beer (as lager arrives)

me : f**k this im off home (leaves)

Monday morning : everyone - Jesus whit was your problem on Friday?

me : aaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why, when you've decided that you are giving the drink a miss for a while (e.g. January for me) do those who are with you almost seem to want to make it their mission to get you to drink. Thats twice recently its really pissed me off. The old Chewin the fat "Huv a drink" sketch is so true.

What difference does it make to them that I'm on a coke? I got it bad last week at an after work short gathering on Friday and a bit lesser after the football today (i didnt even want to go to the pub but those getting a lift from me were already there)

General jist of each conversation (repeatedly);

Workmate : Whit ye having?

me :Just a Coke, I'm giving it a miss for a month - loosing some weight, working on fitness, etc

Workmate : Aye right, yer getting a lager.

me :No, seriously, Ive not drank for a few weeks now, so dont want to break my run. Anyway based on the fact I'm not drinking Ive got other stuff planned out with the kids tonight.

Workmate : Here!, barman - get him a lager

Everyone else there : oh come on tae f**k and loosen up - get a beer in

me : geez peace, eh? I just want a coke. Dont buy me a lager yer just wasting your money cos I aint drinking it.

workmate : Barman - make it a stella - this fannys taking a bit of persuading

me : dont bother. Get me a coke.

workmate : I'm buying and its a stella (to now pissed of looking barman)

me (now getting pissed off) : look, gie it a fucking rest will ye - I dont want a beer.

everyone else : f**k sake, no need to get shitty about it and drink your beer (as lager arrives)

me : f**k this im off home (leaves)

Monday morning : everyone - Jesus whit was your problem on Friday?

me : aaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh.

Don't lie, you don't have any friends.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why, when you've decided that you are giving the drink a miss for a while (e.g. January for me) do those who are with you almost seem to want to make it their mission to get you to drink. Thats twice recently its really pissed me off. The old Chewin the fat "Huv a drink" sketch is so true.

What difference does it make to them that I'm on a coke? I got it bad last week at an after work short gathering on Friday and a bit lesser after the football today (i didnt even want to go to the pub but those getting a lift from me were already there)

General jist of each conversation (repeatedly);

Workmate : Whit ye having?

me :Just a Coke, I'm giving it a miss for a month - loosing some weight, working on fitness, etc

Workmate : Aye right, yer getting a lager.

me :No, seriously, Ive not drank for a few weeks now, so dont want to break my run. Anyway based on the fact I'm not drinking Ive got other stuff planned out with the kids tonight.

Workmate : Here!, barman - get him a lager

Everyone else there : oh come on tae f**k and loosen up - get a beer in

me : geez peace, eh? I just want a coke. Dont buy me a lager yer just wasting your money cos I aint drinking it.

workmate : Barman - make it a stella - this fannys taking a bit of persuading

me : dont bother. Get me a coke.

workmate : I'm buying and its a stella (to now pissed of looking barman)

me (now getting pissed off) : look, gie it a fucking rest will ye - I dont want a beer.

everyone else : f**k sake, no need to get shitty about it and drink your beer (as lager arrives)

me : f**k this im off home (leaves)

Monday morning : everyone - Jesus whit was your problem on Friday?

me : aaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh.

Should have had a fucking pint, then shouldn't you, you walloper.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why, when you've decided that you are giving the drink a miss for a while (e.g. January for me) do those who are with you almost seem to want to make it their mission to get you to drink. Thats twice recently its really pissed me off. The old Chewin the fat "Huv a drink" sketch is so true.

A couple of my pals don't drink. They never have and just don't want to. It makes absolutely no difference to me or the rest of the group and we have brilliant nights out.

But like you say, a couple of times when we've met certain people on nights out, there's actually nearly been fights because some drunk arsehole won't accept that they dont want a "proper drink". It's pathetic.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why, when you've decided that you are giving the drink a miss for a while (e.g. January for me) do those who are with you almost seem to want to make it their mission to get you to drink. Thats twice recently its really pissed me off. The old Chewin the fat "Huv a drink" sketch is so true.

I know what you mean, and the sad thing is, I know I used to do that as well! I don't do that now, and I respect other people's choice of drink, but I was more of an arsehole when I was younger, so I recognise that conversation, and you're right, it is far too common. :: cringe ::

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I used to get a fair bit of the old "aw, what you daen?" or "hae a proper drink" if I had a bottle of water towards the end of the night. It was only to rehydrate me, or sober a bit and I couldn't really understand what was wrong with that.

I got my own back earlier last year when one of the guys who'd previously slated me for having a bottle of water was sitting with one after I returned from the bar. He was absolutely wasted and was trying to sober up. I'd have done the same in that position, but I thought I'd reciprocate what he said to me in that situation, and told him he was a pussy. He took the slagging quite well, in fairness.

Edit: It's only been 2010 for nearly a month. Oops.

Edited by Michael W
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...