Guest The Phoenix Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I'm afraid both are applicable in this instance. Carrots. You might be the "What" but you are definitely not the "Who". Peas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I'm afraid both are applicable in this instance. Carrots. Alloa striker Brian Carrigan? Waspie will be impressed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Like you with Skoubo, you mean? Who? he's not Kilt is he? No it fucking well isn't! Christ no he can't even work out what a CD-R is never mind how to set up an alias account There was no need to be so harsh, even if it is true! Trust me, Ex-überalles, I don't need an alias to rip th' livin' pish it ay ye. That 'll teach him to call you an old man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Right, my maths isn't great but if you've been waiting 5 days, that means you ordered it on Christmas Eve. So bearing in mind the next Day was Christmas Day, then a weekend and a bank holiday, HMV and the Post office basically had the Thursday day of order and yesterday to note, process, pack and send your order, receive it, sort it by postcode, allocate it to an area office and specific round and deliver it!My orders were placed on the 23rd and I didn't expect any of them until after the New Year, so I'm frankly quite amazed that three out of the nine have arrived already. You, young man, are far too impatient! Christmas day, actually. 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th and 30th. Five. But yes, I understand your point, fair play. I'll just have to be patient, and hope it doesn't come when I'm in Oban. Petty Thing - I replied to this, and noticed instead I was creating a new topic, although I had pressed "Add Reply" at the bottom of the screen. Yesterday, I was posting a comment in one of the threads in The Music Forum, and it came up in another. Is this just me not paying any attention whatsoever? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I FUCKING HATE OLD FIRM FANS... ?ye you probably have seen more games this year considering dear your local football team is only 15 miles from you!!!! A good Rangers man is doing your local team proud at this minute Btw this girl is from the same town as me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Christmas day, actually. 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th and 30th. Five. But yes, I understand your point, fair play. I'll just have to be patient, and hope it doesn't come when I'm in Oban. Petty Thing - I replied to this, and noticed instead I was creating a new topic, although I had pressed "Add Reply" at the bottom of the screen. Yesterday, I was posting a comment in one of the threads in The Music Forum, and it came up in another. Is this just me not paying any attention whatsoever? You ordered something on Christmas Day and are complaining it hasn't got to you yet?! In the name of..... that's worse than I actually imagined! Oh, and your posting thing.....put the alcohol down and get some sleep! I FUCKING HATE OLD FIRM FANS...Btw this girl is from the same town as me! Bitch-slap her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Bitch-slap her! I'm too nice for that. Although she has said if I see her tomorrow night I'll be sorry... She's a 45 year old woman btw. Pathetic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 You ordered something on Christmas Day and are complaining it hasn't got to you yet?! Yes. The HMV website never said anything about Christmas delays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I'm too nice for that. Although she has said if I see her tomorrow night I'll be sorry... She's a 45 year old woman btw. Pathetic I'm sure you are, but if you did it would be no contest! Unless you got caught on her Argos chunky gold chains or burnt yourself on her Mayfair cigarette in the process. 45 you say? She's not called Senga by any chance is she? If it helps, I felt like giving her a slap with that patronising use of "dear". Yes. The HMV website never said anything about Christmas delays. Oh gods, the naivete! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Here we go. Mouth ulsers Bran Flakes Door with fucked up handles Noisy chairs People with colored Ipods PS3 fanboys Leslie Mark Hughes Spunk stains that turn yellow Chin Straps The ammount of chewing gum you see on pavements Shite tatoos You People between the ages of 0 and 8 When people trim their hedges Shite haircuts The word "defo" and "legit" English media That bawbag Gordon Taylor Neds When people try to be funny or witty in there sigs, MSN stats etc. Solo artists Having a bad hair day The shite music that dominates the chart The year 2003 Corn Beef Slapstick comedians Having to take English in school When people walk in on you having a w**k Having a hairy arsehole MySpace, Bebo, Facebook etc. in general When people don't look at the fucking camera in pictures The fact that this emoticon - is not animated The Work Permit on Football Manager Alistair Darling's eyebrows People thinking Lee Evans is funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I'm sure you are, but if you did it would be no contest! Unless you got caught on her Argos chunky gold chains or burnt yourself on her Mayfair cigarette in the process. 45 you say? She's not called Senga by any chance is she? If it helps, I felt like giving her a slap with that patronising use of "dear". Indeed there would be no contest. I'm a big wimp! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Here we go.The year 2003 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 You have a boyfriend - I'm sure he's got more than one use! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 You have a boyfriend - I'm sure he's got more than one use! Are you implying he'd slap a woman Kilt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Are you implying he'd slap a woman Kilt? By the sound of it the "woman" status is debatable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Are you implying he'd slap a woman Kilt? No, no, of course not. I meant he'd be able to hold your jacket for you whilst you set aboot her, particularly as she says you'll "be sorry" if she see you! By the sound of it the "woman" status is debatable. Actually, that is a fair point! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Drivers that still insist in driving to close to you in icy conditions.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 A slight flurry of snow again last night and the world goes mad!! A Jack-knifed lorry on M8 means a swift exit and back down the M9 to get to Glasgow this morning through the 40mph roadworks practically all the way from Auchenkilns to the city centre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 My wifes car needs a new exhaust 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 My wifes car needs a new exhaust I'm exhausted and need a new wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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