Gall09 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Otherwise known as "baby crack" in parenting circles. Never tried it myself (Bonjela seems to do the trick for our wee man), but I know a lot of mothers that swear by it. So that's what it is! My mate was over with his wee boy and he said to me "Watch this" as he gave him some. The wee guy just looked totally spaced out and then fell asleep 5 minutes later. Weans are hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Oh my, I just recieved a bill to repair my car after the bump I had last week - £716 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Parents arguing for gods sake grow up.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 First time in my life I've ever missed a Queen's game just because I didn't feel like going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 (edited) I'm now on Twitter. It's just Facebook for people with even less to say, yet I somehow find myself on it. Not good enough. Edit-= "not" instead of "now". Silly Toma. Edited December 12, 2009 by Toma_BullyWee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiders For Life Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 First time in my life I've ever missed a Queen's game just because I didn't feel like going. Shocking. I'd never miss a game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Just stepped on a plug in my bare feet.. fucking sore and I now have the "three pins" thing engraved into the bottom of my foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Just stepped on a plug in my bare feet.. fucking sore and I now have the "three pins" thing engraved into the bottom of my foot. Chicks dig scars. Just think up a cooler story than "yeah I got this standing on a plug". Something along the lines of "I got this whilst wrestling bears to save Balinese children from a fire up a mountain" should have the fanny rolling up to your door with their knickers in their handbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I keep feeling like I'm going to throw up. I've no idea why, but I keep getting these sickly feelings which last a few seconds, then I feel fine again. I've been like this since last night and it's really starting to piss me off. And No, I'm not pregnant. The test was negative and I did two just to be on the safe side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Chicks dig scars. Just think up a cooler story than "yeah I got this standing on a plug". Something along the lines of "I got this whilst wrestling bears to save Balinese children from a fire up a mountain" should have the fanny rolling up to your door with their knickers in their handbag. I love that phrase. And yah your story is spot on too, hopefully I'll be a burd magnet now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I want to smash things and generally take stuff out on innocent, innocuous, inanimate objects. I really wish I owned a punchbag. My money's on the punchbag getting the upper hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I'm feeling in a particular nostalgic mood tonight. Feels like my childhood just disappeared so quickly and I'll never have that time again. Aye, right! I feel for you, I really do! ...should have the fanny rolling up to your door with their knickers in their handbag. looks for nearest three pin to unplug... My money's on the punchbag getting the upper hand. No fair on the lad. Although even I am taller than him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Otherwise known as "baby crack" in parenting circles. Never tried it myself (Bonjela seems to do the trick for our wee man), but I know a lot of mothers that swear by it. I didn't find it much use. But as you say others swear by it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I didn't find it much use. But as you say others swear by it. It's not for you, it's for the baby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 It's not for you, it's for the baby AAAAhhhh, so that's why he continued to scream! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I didn't find it much use. But as you say others swear by it. Far too much swearing on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I have an all expenses paid night out in Glasgow tonight but i can't be bothered going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Kris Boyd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Sitting in Play Planet trying to watch football scores and post on P&B and bloody kids are screaming all over the place. Should have brought one of my own...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Brought my pals along to party last night, one of them whiteyed all over their bathroom floor, set their fire extinguisher off and soaked their hallway, and pissed in their microwave. Bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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