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Guest The Phoenix
My mother is watching some fucking pish programme with that fat burd from Relocation shite, it is cuntish toffery of the highest order and I want her to die.

:angry:

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That's a tad harsh, wouldn't mugging her for the remote suffice?

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Got a letter from the courts telling me I might be up for jury duty.

Ended up on Jury Duty about 6 weeks ago. Turned out to be a fucking ace experience!

Admittedly, when I got the letter telling me I may be selected, and then the one telling me I actually had to show up, I wasn't quite so positive about the experience.

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My mother is watching some fucking pish programme with that fat burd from Relocation shite, it is cuntish toffery of the highest order and I want her to die.

:angry:

Very good, I was however, and as you well know, talking about that Kirstie cunt.

:angry:

Right, you! Less of that chat.

She's a nice curvy, and I like her. So less of the hopes of death and violence.

I presume this suffices.

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