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Unless it is work related, you really need to get a life :lol:

:mellow:

:P Its for uni.

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Not so much a nag, more an oddity...

I took my flatmate to KFC a few minutes back (Im not eating anything as Im having a bad reaction to a Tesco salad and am currently shitting lettuce [burns like hell, still green, and so floaty that it takes forever to flush]), but we went through the drive thru, and she leaned over and asked for a chicken meal.

"We havent got any chicken in at the moment, waiting for a delivery".

At this point we shared a glance, after all, is the full name not Kentucky Fried Chicken? So, she asked "so what do you have?"

"Weve got hot wings, twisty strips.."

Now, at this point I wanted to make a comment, but I was too busy preventing myself from shitting lettuce....where do they get these halfwits from?? What do they think hot wings are made out of??

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Not so much a nag, more an oddity...

I blah blah blah

Now, at this point I wanted to make a comment, but I was too busy preventing myself from shitting lettuce....where do they get these halfwits from?? What do they think hot wings are made out of??

:lol::lol:

And you wonder why they are working at KFC.

edited to remove some of Xbass's story and add Blahs.

Edited by bluetooner

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Not so much a nag, more an oddity...

I took my flatmate to KFC a few minutes back (Im not eating anything as Im having a bad reaction to a Tesco salad and am currently shitting lettuce [burns like hell, still green, and so floaty that it takes forever to flush]), but we went through the drive thru, and she leaned over and asked for a chicken meal.

"We havent got any chicken in at the moment, waiting for a delivery".

At this point we shared a glance, after all, is the full name not Kentucky Fried Chicken? So, she asked "so what do you have?"

"Weve got hot wings, twisty strips.."

Now, at this point I wanted to make a comment, but I was too busy preventing myself from shitting lettuce....where do they get these halfwits from?? What do they think hot wings are made out of??

No its KFC as they arent allowed to call it the full name any longer as the said chicken is processed shite.

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Not so much a nag, more an oddity...

I took my flatmate to KFC a few minutes back (Im not eating anything as Im having a bad reaction to a Tesco salad and am currently shitting lettuce [burns like hell, still green, and so floaty that it takes forever to flush]), but we went through the drive thru, and she leaned over and asked for a chicken meal.

"We havent got any chicken in at the moment, waiting for a delivery".

At this point we shared a glance, after all, is the full name not Kentucky Fried Chicken? So, she asked "so what do you have?"

"Weve got hot wings, twisty strips.."

Now, at this point I wanted to make a comment, but I was too busy preventing myself from shitting lettuce....where do they get these halfwits from?? What do they think hot wings are made out of??

Is it not obvious that the server just meant that they didn't have any chicken of the type your flatmate wanted? Why so condescending?

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Is it not obvious that the server just meant that they didn't have any chicken of the type your flatmate wanted? Why so condescending?

Yes, but it is still funny none the less.

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Is it not obvious that the server just meant that they didn't have any chicken of the type your flatmate wanted? Why so condescending?

Only stupid people work in shops and restaurants. You should know that. :P

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One could argue (badly, but argue nonetheless) that KFC doesn't do chicken; it does steroid-bulked freak-poultry.

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One could argue (badly, but argue nonetheless) that KFC doesn't do chicken; it does steroid-bulked freak-poultry.

Aye, but Kentucky Fried We-don't-really-know-what-it-is-to-be-honest-but-it-PRETENDS-to-be-Chicken

Doesn't really have the same ring to it.

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Now, at this point I wanted to make a comment, but I was too busy preventing myself from shitting lettuce....

:lol::lol::lol:

And you wonder why they are working at KFC.

Would you rather they didnt work at all and sponge off the dole?

Snob.

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Office Toilets. :(

I went to carry out my private business but one of the two cubicles on my floor was occupied.

I have an aversion to dumping whilst the adjoining stall is occupied.

I went downstairs but no sooner had I sat down when someone else came in and sat down in the adjacent stall.

That was bad enough but to top it all they commenced their performance by letting rip with an earth shattering fart, followed by a contented aaaahhhhh. :ph34r::o

Sorry but that is unacceptable.

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Office Toilets. :(

I went to carry out my private business but one of the two cubicles on my floor was occupied.

I have an aversion to dumping whilst the adjoining stall is occupied.

I went downstairs but no sooner had I sat down when someone else came in and sat down in the adjacent stall.

That was bad enough but to top it all they commenced their performance by letting rip with an earth shattering fart, followed by a contented aaaahhhhh. :ph34r::o

Sorry but that is unacceptable.

If I go for a jobby at work, I usually wait for the urinals to start flushing before pushing out a potentially farty number. B)

Our toilets are quite big so the many flushing urinals make quite a bit of noise.

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Office Toilets. :(

I went to carry out my private business but one of the two cubicles on my floor was occupied.

I have an aversion to dumping whilst the adjoining stall is occupied.

I went downstairs but no sooner had I sat down when someone else came in and sat down in the adjacent stall.

That was bad enough but to top it all they commenced their performance by letting rip with an earth shattering fart, followed by a contented aaaahhhhh. :ph34r::o

Sorry but that is unacceptable.

I LOL'D! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Its so funny because its true

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Office Toilets. :(

I went to carry out my private business but one of the two cubicles on my floor was occupied.

I have an aversion to dumping whilst the adjoining stall is occupied.

I went downstairs but no sooner had I sat down when someone else came in and sat down in the adjacent stall.

That was bad enough but to top it all they commenced their performance by letting rip with an earth shattering fart, followed by a contented aaaahhhhh. :ph34r::o

Sorry but that is unacceptable.

I was in the toilet at the Falkirk stadium last week and someone did that in the cubicle next to me!!! Not lady-like at all!!! <_<<_<

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As part of a health & safety audit, I've spent an hour cleaning up one of our specialist rooms. I am now black with fingerprint ink! :ph34r::(

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A guy at my work got a redundancy letter today :( and he's been here longer than me :(

It doesn't look good :(

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Why can't techie folk spell? "hiper fix to be installed" :huh::lol:

Sorry to hear that Bowie, I know how you feel. My company are looking to cut jobs, doesn't look good for me getting my contract extended :(

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