The Hero of the Day Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 False Fire alarms in the office on a day like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Why is it that I've played football since I was 5 but when I put a pair of gloves on and play in goals I lose the ability to kick the fucking ball?! I got so pished on Saturday I had to stay at a friends house, he even tagged along to my game on the Sunday which wasn't much fun. I lost my wallet aswell. Gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 After having what I thought was a really good interview last Thursday, I was called to say I didn't make the three man shortlist. I suppose that's not too bad considering 200 people applied, but the reason I didn't make it was a bit rubbish. Apparently I wasn't "enthusiastic enough". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 After having what I thought was a really good interview last Thursday, I was called to say I didn't make the three man shortlist. I suppose that's not too bad considering 200 people applied, but the reason I didn't make it was a bit rubbish. Apparently I wasn't "enthusiastic enough". this is a new one on me. so basically applying for and turning up for the interview, don't show enthusiasm. still it'll teach you to avoid applying to porn film making companies.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 this is a new one on me. so basically applying for and turning up for the interview, don't show enthusiasm. still it'll teach you to avoid applying to porn film making companies.... Damn my floppy cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'd like to say that my picture of his Lordship in his night attire was a lot more safe for work than Nizzy calling him "an utter penis", irrespective of the accuracy (or otherwise) of his statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'd like to say that my picture of his Lordship in his night attire was a lot more safe for work than Nizzy calling him "an utter penis", irrespective of the accuracy (or otherwise) of his statement. I would disagree. A wee bit of text is not nearly as visible and dangerous as a big, f**k off weird picture splashed all over the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'd like to say that my picture of his Lordship in his night attire was a lot more safe for work than Nizzy calling him "an utter penis" , irrespective of the accuracy (or otherwise) of his statement. I would disagree. A wee bit of text is not nearly as visible and dangerous as a big, f**k off weird picture splashed all over the screen. So is that less acceptable? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 So is that less acceptable? A boss is far less likely to be able to read text than clearly see a picture of an old man sitting in a thong with a blow-up sheep if he glances at a monitor from a few metres away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 A boss is far less likely to be able to read text than clearly see a picture of an old man sitting in a thong with a blow-up sheep if he glances at a monitor from a few metres away. Yeah, I know, I was trying to hook his Lordship but he's no playing. Anyhoo, my real PTTGOYN for today... Hospital Admission Wards. Been there most of the day with my Dad (who has been waiting since 10:00 a.m. to get a bed on a ward) and I've seen all sorts - One woman asked if someone would take her to the toilet and the nurse said she was busy but would see to her shortly. 20 minutes later she pished herself (the woman not the nurse). A man came in saying he'd been passing blood in his urine for four weeks. The Doctor told him she was going to get the jelly to check his prostrate and he told her he'd already had his lunch. Another woman screamed the place down as the nurse was trying to get a blood sample. Another bloke came in looking the worse for wear - he'd already pissed himself and the Doctor gave him a real lecture about his drinking, leading me to believe he was a regular. My Dad slept through most of the above. When I had to leave the ward to go to the loo, I had to go outside to the main entrance and I passed a guy who was beating his head of a brick wall (I kid you not) and as he happened to take a breather from this pastime and look up, I commented to him that, whatever the problem was that probably wasn't helping. His response to me was to tell me to fuck off. Feeling generous, I advised him to resume where he left off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Yeah, I know, I was trying to hook his Lordship but he's no playing. Anyhoo, my real PTTGOYN for today... Hospital Admission Wards. Been there most of the day with my Dad (who has been waiting since 10:00 a.m. to get a bed on a ward) and I've seen all sorts - One woman asked if someone would take her to the toilet and the nurse said she was busy but would see to her shortly. 20 minutes later she pished herself (the woman not the nurse). A man came in saying he'd been passing blood in his urine for four weeks. The Doctor told him she was going to get the jelly to check his prostrate and he told her he'd already had his lunch. Another woman screamed the place down as the nurse was trying to get a blood sample. Another bloke came in looking the worse for wear - he'd already pissed himself and the Doctor gave him a real lecture about his drinking, leading me to believe he was a regular. My Dad slept through most of the above. When I had to leave the ward to go to the loo, I had to go outside to the main entrance and I passed a guy who was beating his head of a brick wall (I kid you not) and as he happened to take a breather from this pastime and look up, I commented to him that, whatever the problem was that probably wasn't helping. His response to me was to tell me to f**k off. Feeling generous, I advised him to resume where he left off. I feel bad for laughing, but I have a sore gut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 seemingly solid vomiting much of the day -some intervals without but still feeling rubbish in these times - started about 5.30am when I got up, had to take the day off work as when I started to drive there I was sick again it seems to have relented for the minute but still feel dodgy. have taken everything I can think will work and hoping for the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Yeah, I know, I was trying to hook his Lordship but he's no playing. Anyhoo, my real PTTGOYN for today... Hospital Admission Wards. Been there most of the day with my Dad (who has been waiting since 10:00 a.m. to get a bed on a ward) and I've seen all sorts - One woman asked if someone would take her to the toilet and the nurse said she was busy but would see to her shortly. 20 minutes later she pished herself (the woman not the nurse). A man came in saying he'd been passing blood in his urine for four weeks. The Doctor told him she was going to get the jelly to check his prostrate and he told her he'd already had his lunch. Another woman screamed the place down as the nurse was trying to get a blood sample. Another bloke came in looking the worse for wear - he'd already pissed himself and the Doctor gave him a real lecture about his drinking, leading me to believe he was a regular. My Dad slept through most of the above. When I had to leave the ward to go to the loo, I had to go outside to the main entrance and I passed a guy who was beating his head of a brick wall (I kid you not) and as he happened to take a breather from this pastime and look up, I commented to him that, whatever the problem was that probably wasn't helping. His response to me was to tell me to fuck off. Feeling generous, I advised him to resume where he left off. Stirling Royal i take it That same hospital did not have any insulin for my father in law when he was in to get an operation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Yeah, I know, I was trying to hook his Lordship but he's no playing. Anyhoo, my real PTTGOYN for today... Hospital Admission Wards. Been there most of the day with my Dad (who has been waiting since 10:00 a.m. to get a bed on a ward) and I've seen all sorts - I hope my old teacher is ok Phoenix.Capy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 My friends flew out to Brasil this morning for 6 weeks..i wish i was going back. Anyway we did meet up in Rose st for a few drinkies last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 some arsehole behind me had his lights on at full beam all the way along ferry raod this morning. was still a bit blinded by it coming off my mirrors for a good half hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 some arsehole behind me had his lights on at full beam all the way along ferry raod this morning. was still a bit blinded by it coming off my mirrors for a good half hour. It wasnt me honest. Really foggy in Leith,cant see a bloody thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 It wasnt me honest. Really foggy in Leith,cant see a bloody thing. dont worry capy i believe you. it's true but it wasnt foggy at 7 in the morning, on the contrary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I'd like to say that my picture of his Lordship in his night attire was a lot more safe for work than Nizzy calling him "an utter penis", irrespective of the accuracy (or otherwise) of his statement. He's a nippy wee mod that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mojo Rising Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Packs of bacon that have an odd number of rashers. Obviously it's two rashers per sandwich/roll, very disappointing when you have an odd bit at the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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