Sweet Pete Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Does anyone actually like the Children In Need lineups? They should cut the TV performances short by a certain time depending on how much is donated Mrs Pete likes it However. she's just off nightshift so might not be interested. Just jammed my finger in my window, then 2 minutes later banged my head off my desk. I'm not having a good day! That hardly constitutes a bad day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Five News. What the f**k are they on about? Their reporting is slack and sensationalist, their stories are guff and some of their closing lines are fucking chronic, then their "and finally..." stories almost bring my rage to apocalypse levels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Five News.What the f**k are they on about? Their reporting is slack and sensationalist, their stories are guff and some of their closing lines are fucking chronic, then their "and finally..." stories almost bring my rage to apocalypse levels. Why are you watching Five anyway? It was good when you were 14 and they had Confessions Of... or Emmanuelle or some other soft core delight on on a friday, but that's all gone now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Why are you watching Five anyway? It was good when you were 14 and they had Confessions Of... or Emmanuelle or some other soft core delight on on a friday, but that's all gone now! Neighbours is on after it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I used to love Channel 5 when it first started... Family Affairs, baseball and soft porn. Hello. Family Affairs was brilliant. I remember it was on half 6 every night or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 our amatuer match cancelled, in at work tomorrow, and too skint too go out. What an exciting weekend this is turning out to be... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Football tomorrow and no players might not even get to the pub at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 My dad coming home from the pub steaming. It should be me coming home wrecked on a Friday night, not him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) The worst thing about Channel 5 is that horrible early evening programme with Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger, and the bird from The Apprentice. They'll 'discuss' a news story of the moment, to which Wright will invariably splutter, "Yeah, y'know, I don't fink he shoulda did that, but y'know, thats only my opinion, innit?" All three fall into their comfort zone when the necessity of talking about the news is over, and they start waxing lyrical on The X Factor or whatever 'dancing' type show is on the other side at the time. I don't see it that often, but it's on after Home & Away, which the wife watches, so it's almost impossible to miss in this house. It's absolutely fucking shite. Edited November 20, 2009 by StewartyMac 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Sitting about from 2 till 4 waiting for an ASDA delivery, and it arrives at 5:05. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud To Be A Diamond Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Sitting about from 2 till 4 waiting for an ASDA delivery, and it arrives at 5:05. b*****ds. bloody b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 b*****ds. bloody b*****ds. Well yes, actually. Delivery cost £3.50, and I chose the window of 2-4 because it fitted well with my schedule today. What would you suggest I'd have done if I had to go out somewhere for 5pm? They would have then tried to charge me twice for a redelivery. If they were so busy between 2 and 4, their website should have prevented me from choosing that timeslot. As it happens, I received my groceries considerably later than I had anticipated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Me and Toma must have the same kind of mates.Default Question: ''Fancy doing something tonight?'' Friend 1: ''Taking (girlfriends name) out for dinner. Friend 2: ''Nah, no the night, got plans'' Friend 3 (female): ''Baysitting, but I promise I woulda came out'' Friend 4: ''Got plans tonight''. So, friend 2 and friend 4 are going somewhere together, I presume. Or all four are going out together and no-one invited me Mind you they are in Fife and I'm in Edinburgh. Am so paranoid, man. So it's just me, Generation Kill, 12'' pepperoni and a few bottles of Bud. Might trash the place. People are c***s. Maybe we should be friends. You like Larry David, so that's a start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud To Be A Diamond Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Well yes, actually. Delivery cost £3.50, and I chose the window of 2-4 because it fitted well with my schedule today. What would you suggest I'd have done if I had to go out somewhere for 5pm? They would have then tried to charge me twice for a redelivery. If they were so busy between 2 and 4, their website should have prevented me from choosing that timeslot. As it happens, I received my groceries considerably later than I had anticipated. I know what your saying. Maybe I didn't have to exagerate. Argos give you ridculous times. Last week they said they would arrive between 9am and 6pm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 People who don't know that ellipsis is only '...'. To many people on P&B do this................ while making a point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Jackie Bird really is a cringeworthy c*nt. I'd still shag her right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Jackie Bird really is a cringeworthy c*nt.I'd still shag her right enough. shes got a freaky looking neck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 The good news is that Catriona Shearer is probably being groomed for this sort of thing. id love to groom her for other things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 People who don't know that ellipsis is only '...'. To many people on P&B do this................ while making a point. Really? I sort of knew that actually... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 People are c***s. Maybe we should be friends. You like Larry David, so that's a start. Who's Larry David? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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