Toma_BullyWee Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 As for Toma, has one learned nothing from survival programmes from the likes of Bear Grylls and Ray Mears? Seriously, if I can't find a bottle opener, then I ring for my butler to bring me a fork, a knife, or I get him to use a doorframe, a table edge, anything! Show a little backbone man, stand up for your class. You're onto a winner with this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 You're onto a winner with this one. What about those illuminations though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Think what it's like here... I can imagine! I'm going to Sweden in 3 weeks.. it's been snowing there already. Winter woolies for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 When you don't have a bottle opener, so you have to resort to bashing your bottle against things in the hope you manage to get the cap off, trying your hardest not to smash it into a thousand tiny bits.I think I got all the glass out of the bottle, but we'll see. If I don't post again, I've probably drank me some shards. I have enjoyed my time here. A lighter usually does the trick, the key is in the angle. Anything with a decent edge and enough leverage should work fine. Worst comes to the worst, take the advice of the rt hon xbass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I'm possibly going to Berlin in January, it'll be fucking baltic there too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I'm possibly going to Berlin in January, it'll be fucking baltic there too. Great place though. Do you know which area you might be staying in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 A lighter usually does the trick, the key is in the angle. Anything with a decent edge and enough leverage should work fine. Worst comes to the worst, take the advice of the rt hon xbass. The last time I used a lighter I lost half the skin on my finger. I shant be doing that again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 ''Content removed at the request of the copyright holder'' If I get that message one more feckin time from Justin TV am gonna start smashing plates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 (edited) Great place though. Do you know which area you might be staying in? Yep, that's why I want to go again. Around the Tiergarten or the TV Tower, more likely to be the TV Tower because it's a bit cheaper because it's further out, but the main sights aren't far away, just up Friedrichstraße. Edited November 15, 2009 by Dzeko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 The last time I used a lighter I lost half the skin on my finger. I shant be doing that again! Do you know how to use a fork or a toothpick, or even the end of a key? My butler tells me that you use the point to pry up one sticky out bit of the bottle cap a bit. Then pry open the next one, then the next one, until youve done about 6 or so, and then one can simply push the cap open with your thumb, dismissing it like so much unwanted caviar. I can honestly say that I have never resorted to smashing the top of the bottle off to open it, although my father occasionally bites the top off a beer bottle just to show off. Scoundrel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Hangover shites, fucking nightmare! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Hangover shites, fucking nightmare! Im ok i took it easy yesterday...for a wee change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Yep, that's why I want to go again.Around the Tiergarten or the TV Tower, more likely to be the TV Tower because it's a bit cheaper because it's further out, but the main sights aren't far away, just up Friedrichstraße. I always stay near the tv tower but apparently there are cheaper and better places to stay in Kreuzberg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Don't ever try to open a bottle off the end of your parents' brand new marble-esque kitchen worktop. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Don't ever try to open a bottle off the end of your parents' brand new marble-esque kitchen worktop.Ever. Oh dear... bad idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Do you know how to use a fork or a toothpick, or even the end of a key? My butler tells me that you use the point to pry up one sticky out bit of the bottle cap a bit. Then pry open the next one, then the next one, until youve done about 6 or so, and then one can simply push the cap open with your thumb, dismissing it like so much unwanted caviar.I can honestly say that I have never resorted to smashing the top of the bottle off to open it, although my father occasionally bites the top off a beer bottle just to show off. Scoundrel. You really are an outrageous twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I have shit loads of homework to do today. FML. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Still drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 This is fucking painful, neighbours are well pissed off with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Fuuuuck and I have a date later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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