capybara Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 My work computer.What a piece of junk... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Seriously though. I've been watching the news furryboots 10 years and just realised that this is a complete waste of time and effort. f**k snakes man. I want to be a Journalist myself but this beggars belief. A career change is inevetable. Spelling inevitable wrong is lazy journalism . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I'm meeting my cousin for a coffee this afternoon and I'm all sore from football last night. She recently had a child as well and I can't really think of what to talk about other than babies. Don't get me wrong, kids are ace, but how long can you talk about how many times they poo or eat?I wonder if she is up for a discussion on the race riots or something like that. Could get in there early with a good topic for conversation? Less baby talk that way... Tell her about the impending aramagedon out Korea way and speculate about life expectancy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Tell her about the impending aramagedon out Korea way and speculate about life expectancy. Nothing will happen with regards to the trouble in Korea, too much at stake for a full blown assault by either side. As for life expectancy, it doesn't really help if you were to get hit by a bus tomorrow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 On the Shitehole of Scotland thread my place of residence and the girlfriends were both mentioned by the same poster right next to each other in the post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Nothing will happen with regards to the trouble in Korea, too much at stake for a full blown assault by either side. As for life expectancy, it doesn't really help if you were to get hit by a bus tomorrow... She won't know that though....anyway exagerate, tell her it all gone tits up. Japan and China have declared war etc etc. The life expectancy part was me incorrectly assuming that you would lie purely for fun, to destroy her happiness. I can't help judging people by my own standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 She won't know that though....anyway exagerate, tell her it all gone tits up. Japan and China have declared war etc etc. The life expectancy part was me incorrectly assuming that you would lie purely for fun, to destroy her happiness.I can't help judging people by my own standards. Adam - I'd stick to discussing shitty nappies if I were you. Far more interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 She won't know that though....anyway exagerate, tell her it all gone tits up. Japan and China have declared war etc etc. The life expectancy part was me incorrectly assuming that you would lie purely for fun, to destroy her happiness.I can't help judging people by my own standards. She was a Polis a long time ago so no doubt keeps up to date with current affairs. Still, we will no doubt discuss children all afternoon. Adam - I'd stick to discussing shitty nappies if I were you. Far more interesting. I'm inclined to agree with you actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Why is it more intresting? It's cool seeing whatever the lad is reporting about behind him, cars moving, people waving etc (the building in question!) rather than staring at him with a wall behind him, in a boring, bland studio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockys_barmy_army Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Things that get on my tits include: 1) People banging on the toilet door when I'm trying to to take a shit. Leave me in peace you b*****ds. 2) Loud eaters 3) People that spit all the time 4) When I'm having a game of footie with my mates and the goalie stops to have a fag break. 5) Splitting my head, it was the seventh time a fortnight ago. 6) Missing footie matches in which my mate has two tickets, one is mine, and he loses one and goes to the game regardless. Man, am I easily annoyed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Things that get on my tits include:1) People banging on the toilet door when I'm trying to to take a shit. Leave me in peace you b*****ds. 2) Loud eaters 3) People that spit all the time 4) When I'm having a game of footie with my mates and the goalie stops to have a fag break. 5) Splitting my head, it was the seventh time a fortnight ago. 6) Missing footie matches in which my mate has two tickets, one is mine, and he loses one and goes to the game regardless. Man, am I easily annoyed. My mate usually keeps the tickets for Gers games, and if he lost mine I'd be going to the game with his ticket and leaving him at the train station like a lemon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 My mate usually keeps the tickets for Gers games, and if he lost mine I'd be going to the game with his ticket and leaving him at the train station like a lemon. I'm not sure which part is less believable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Just having one of them weeks where everything seems to turn to shit. I'd best not make my own tea tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Capy tells the truth... I'm honestly amazed the courier services can operate in Edinburgh. Dreadful roads, particuarly bad given it's Scotland's capital city. I'm pretty sure I'll be needing part of my exhaust replaced after going straight through a pothole. Seems to be rattling a bit, although nothing major. It'll get progressively worse, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Given the fact it's about -5 degrees C I'm going to disgrace myself by wearing some skin hugging 'under armour' type gear tonight at five a sides. I really feel like I'm letting myself down, as well as all thuggish defenders who have gone before me Nothing wrong with that, unless it has a collar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Nothing wrong with that, unless it has a collar. what's wrong with that though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 what's wrong with that though? For a defender it's abit 'pretty boy' especially if it's white. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I'm honestly amazed the courier services can operate in Edinburgh. Dreadful roads, particuarly bad given it's Scotland's capital city.I'm pretty sure I'll be needing part of my exhaust replaced after going straight through a pothole. Seems to be rattling a bit, although nothing major. It'll get progressively worse, though. It really is terrible,i have a car with low profile tyres,some streets are no go area,s for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
False Light Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Roadworks that make the road worse. What is the fuckin' point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Roadworks that make the road worse. What is the fuckin' point? Edinburgh city council hates drivers,regardless of what party is in power.The officials have never forgiven the citizens for voting down their beloved congestion charge. But they carried on with closing of rat runs,installing speed ramps that would give a tiger tank a run for it money,instigating one way systems etc etc.Oh and some of the highest parking fees known to man ,and traffic enforcers that were trained by the Third Reich. Apart from that it is fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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