capybara Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Customers who you do not hear from all week and then expect you to move heaven and earth for them late Friday afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Bernie Raymound Blom - I will personally kick your fat arse, should we be unfortunate enough to meet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You expect me to shower, shit, shave, pay £7-odds for the train there and back. You any idea how much effort that entails?I am quite the hustler at pool though, I'd give you a game sometime. Yer on! Loser has to buy the other a pint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Yer on! Loser has to buy the other a pint. You certainly cannot be old enough to drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You certainly cannot be old enough to drink. Mate, a baby could get served in that "establishment". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I give up with msn. I've done the thing the help site said to do, I've tried to install everything, and it doesn't work. I've also uninstalled everything involving it, and still nothing. Plus, my computer has 126 or so problems, which it's not letting me fix. Doesn't even tell me how to fix them. Grr! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Gordon fucking Brown. Well, not him so much as it wasn't his fault, but because of "security", our IT class got moved to another room. A room with no computers. When we're trying to get an assessment done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Yer on! Loser has to buy the other a pint. If you behave. People would think am yer dad, btw. You certainly cannot be old enough to drink. Mate, a baby could get served in that "establishment". He's from the raptap, speaks fot itself really 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I give up with msn. Should have done that years ago. It's God awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Should have done that years ago. It's God awful. Saves me from having to use my phone, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 (edited) If you behave. People would think am yer dad, btw.He's from the raptap, speaks fot itself really I doubt it, dad. I'm probably taller than you for starters. edit: Just checked. You're only 19, you sound like a fucking old man! Edited November 6, 2009 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I doubt it, dad. I'm probably taller than you for starters. edit: Just checked. You're only 19, you sound like a fucking old man! Thanks for the self-confidence boost there. Appreciate it. Think I'm about 5'7'', 5'8''. But what I lack in height.... What do you mean I sound like an old man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Thanks for the self-confidence boost there. Appreciate it.Think I'm about 5'7'', 5'8''. But what I lack in height.... What do you mean I sound like an old man? You sounded old when you said people would think I'm your dad. It would be the other way round mate, I'm 6'3'' Ya wee short arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Anyone under 6ft should be removed from the gene pool. And TwisteH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You sounded old when you said people would think I'm your dad.It would be the other way round mate, I'm 6'3'' Ya wee short arse. I take it being that tall makes it easier to watch the Rangers, Celtic and Stirling games? Anyone under 6ft should be removed from the gene pool. And TwisteH. What about wee Ivan Sproule? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I've just had to break the news to my dad that his brother died whilst on holiday last night. One of the hardest things I've ever done. He's in bits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I've just had to break the news to my dad that his brother died whilst on holiday last night. One of the hardest things I've ever done. He's in bits. f**k man, that's horrendous. MY PTTGOYN seems even more petty now. My dad forgot to drop my app form off at ASDA, and he's going away for a week leaving me with my mother and sister. That'll be great fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I take it being that tall makes it easier to watch the Rangers, Celtic and Stirling games?What about wee Ivan Sproule? You just can't resist can you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You just can't resist can you. eeeeeeeeeeerrm. No, I can't. You're 6'3''. 75 inches. Same height as my wardrobe. Wonder who talks more sense... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I've just had to break the news to my dad that his brother died whilst on holiday last night. One of the hardest things I've ever done. He's in bits. Crap news. See, as Cynical Saintee said, it's things like this that really put this thread in perspective. Every now and again you'll get someone posting truly bad news, then it will be followed by - "can't find my favorite shoes " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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